Funniest Puns (Rated Edition)

[CarbonBasedGhost]

4/10
For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.

 

[teamvistatech]

8/10
I know a good pun about ebola, but you probably won't get it.

 

[ApSciLiara]

0/10
I tried getting a pony to talk once, but it was a little horse

 

[SkeletonPunk]

6.572/10
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

[GPuzzle]

2/10

"Eh, sorry, I need some help opening this jar."
"Well, you could start by downloading Java."

 

[SkeletonPunk]

2/10
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

 

[GPuzzle]

3/10

What's a CIA Agent dressed up as a Samurai?

A secret asian.

 

[xTordX]

2/10 what?

-And now i present to you... ToiletCraft! the mod which uses advanced sound recognision to determine what kind of poop you're having and gives you in-game experience points according to the kind of poop just mentioned.
-That idea was shitty.

 

[ljfa]

3/10 it was better when I brought it on Skype

And now a science joke that most of you probably won't understand :

How do mathematicians greet each other?
sup

 

[xTordX]

0/10 i agree...
-Help! There's a squid on my butt!
-I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

-1/10 not even a pun.

I suck at puns, so GG. Make a new one guys.

 

[ljfa]

Of course you're there when a thread gets revived somewhere, but looks like this time you were a bit ... slow

 

[xTordX]

4/10 meh...
My mind is blank too.