Funniest Puns (Rated Edition)

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-0/10 I dont understand

I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.
 
0/10 i dont get it.

I axed a question to a tree. it fell though.
If that joke doesn't make sense, perhaps it's because you aren't looking at it in the correct context. H2O is water. Second guy orders H2O Too. What does that sound like? Duh, H2O2. What is H2O2?
Hydrogen peroxide. What happens if you drink a acid?
I have ruin a joke by explaining it, and everyone is now upset. And you are dead.
 
What do you call a snowman thats a vampire? FROST BITE!!!
... I will just leave now...
10/10
What kind of heart does frostbite have?
A frozen heart!
Wait, i cant make good puns...[DOUBLEPOST=1401997222][/DOUBLEPOST]
What do you call a snowman thats a vampire? FROST BITE!!!
... I will just leave now...
10/10
What kind of heart does frostbite have?
A frozen heart!
Wait, i cant make good puns...
 
7/10
That was okay...for a Slowking.

Behold my own terrible pun:
"Beware with all these puns, they're the kind of thing you get PUNished for!"
 
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