Funniest Puns (Rated Edition)

[duckfan77]

-0/10 I dont understand

I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.

 

[YX33A]

0/10 i dont get it.

I axed a question to a tree. it fell though.

If that joke doesn't make sense, perhaps it's because you aren't looking at it in the correct context. H2O is water. Second guy orders H2O Too. What does that sound like? Duh, H2O2. What is H2O2?
Hydrogen peroxide. What happens if you drink a acid?
I have ruin a joke by explaining it, and everyone is now upset. And you are dead.

 

[duckfan77]

0/10 there is no pun

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

 

[SynysterBear]

6/10

A steak pun is a rare medium well done

 

[The classless]

7/10
The steak was not to mine liking it was a little under cooked

 

[SkeletonPunk]

What do you call a snowman thats a vampire? FROST BITE!!!
... I will just leave now...

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

What do you call a snowman thats a vampire? FROST BITE!!!
... I will just leave now...

10/10
What kind of heart does frostbite have?
A frozen heart!
Wait, i cant make good puns...[DOUBLEPOST=1401997222][/DOUBLEPOST]

What do you call a snowman thats a vampire? FROST BITE!!!
... I will just leave now...

10/10
What kind of heart does frostbite have?
A frozen heart!
Wait, i cant make good puns...

 

[RealSketch]

7/10
That was okay...for a Slowking.

Behold my own terrible pun:
"Beware with all these puns, they're the kind of thing you get PUNished for!"

 

[Mevansuto]

7/10
That was okay...for a Slowking.

Behold my own terrible pun:
"Beware with all these puns, they're the kind of thing you get PUNished for!"

1/10

That wasn't very PUNny.

 

[herobrinejr59]

1/10

That wasn't very PUNny.

1/666
That is overused
And I wanted to PUNch my brain to forget it.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

-1/10
Volvo pls that pun sucked


This hotel may be moldy, but it is asbestos it gets.

 

[ApSciLiara]

0/10
That wouldn't even make grammatical sense.

I tried to tell a joke about argon, but there was no reaction.

 

[Mevansuto]

8/10
That one made my ROFlcopter. Float away

 

[duckfan77]

3/10

My friends bakery burned down last night, now his business is toast.

 

[ThomazM]

3/10.

One day, a man came into his house and was delighted to know that someone had stolen all the lamps in his home.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

8/10 It was good ~ IGN

Sorry for Stalin on Lenin you a hand with military assistance. We'll be Putin our troops on planes and Russian them your way real soon

 

[herobrinejr59]

4/10

I am so board you could play a game on me..........................
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4/10

I am so board you could play a game on me..........................
I

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[ApSciLiara]

2/10

I tried to tell a chemistry joke, once. There was no reaction.

 

[ThomazM]

7/10

Oxygen and Magnesium together? OMg!

 

[Furfurfur2001]

0/10 heard a lot
Who do you call people who work as janitors? Scrubs