Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

[Someone Else 37]

The chest eats you for not providing an action.

I uncage a dragon that I'd captured and tamed and have it breathe fire at the chest.

 

[jdog1408]

The chest holds out a marshmallow

I steal the chests marshmallow

 

[erindalc]

I steal the marshmallow from you and eat it

Then throw the chest out of a plane from 30000 feet

 

[Someone Else 37]

Later inspection finds the chest partially buried at the bottom of a small crater, perfectly intact.

I take a coping saw to the chest.

 

[jdog1408]

The chest copes

I take the chest to an AA meeting

 

[gold49]

The chest would like to tell you about his lord and savior, the great marshmallow.

I take a non-coping saw to the chest

 

[Someone Else 37]

The chest blunts the teeth of your saw, taking no visible damage.

I drop the chest three Z-levels onto a bundle of spears.

 

[erindalc]

I bump the chest into the void

@Padfoote

 

[RealKC]

The chest uses his powers to escape

@Padfoote

 

[erindalc]

I pour liquid nitrogen all over the chest then hit it with a hammer

@Padfoote

 

[RealKC]

The chest hits you too

@Padfoote

 

[Someone Else 37]

I question why you guys are pingpamming Padfoote.

 

[RealKC]

I say that you'll see in other threads. Sorry Padfoote again

 

[Someone Else 37]

I throw the chest at you because why would you do that.

 

[eeffoc]

Apparently chests work like boomerangs, didn't know that.

I stare at the chest in an attempt to win the most epic staring contest ever

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[RealKC]

Well, you win because the chest doesn't have eyes

I do nothing

 

[Someone Else 37]

The chest makes a Shakespearian sex joke.

I glare at the chest and order it to get its mind out of the gutter.

 

[erindalc]

I take a s*** on the chest
*stand

 

[jdog1408]

The chest says gross and throws it at you

I make the chest watch the "There's a fire remix"

 

[keybounce]

The chest dances.

I show the chest an analysis of it's contents: