Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

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The chest eats you for not providing an action.

I uncage a dragon that I'd captured and tamed and have it breathe fire at the chest.
 

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Later inspection finds the chest partially buried at the bottom of a small crater, perfectly intact.

I take a coping saw to the chest.
 

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The chest would like to tell you about his lord and savior, the great marshmallow.

I take a non-coping saw to the chest
 

Someone Else 37

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The chest blunts the teeth of your saw, taking no visible damage.

I drop the chest three Z-levels onto a bundle of spears.
 

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Apparently chests work like boomerangs, didn't know that.

I stare at the chest in an attempt to win the most epic staring contest ever

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The chest makes a Shakespearian sex joke.

I glare at the chest and order it to get its mind out of the gutter.