Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

[Celestialphoenix]

The bottle bounces off.

I put headphones on the chest and play the 10 hours version of let it go.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The chest enjoys the song, and refuses to stop singing it.

I switch my Ability to No Guard and use Sheer Cold.

 

[Gamefury64]

The chest is a higher level, rendering the move useless.

Call upon the power of the potato ( @pc_assassin )

 

[Shattered box]

The chest is a higher level, rendering the move useless.

Call upon the power of the potato ( @pc_assassin )

I didn't get the joke however the chest did and found it so idiotic that it took 1 damage

Chest health 88/100

I attempt to join in on the joke without knowing it either making the chest think I am a looser or fooling them and becoming a phony.

It's a win win isn't it!

 

[pizzawolf14]

The chest gets angry that you misspelled loser and does something bad to you.

I give the chest some Lithium diisopropylamide

It's an extremely corrosive strong base, if you don't wanna click the link and/or read chemistry words.

 

[Gamefury64]

The chest reflects it back at you.

Place the chest on the focus point of the worlds largest solar plant.

see the tower? That is where the chest would be put.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest gets a nice tan.

I tell International Rescue there are people trapped in the chest...

 

[Gamebuster]

International rescue knows the chest is too small for a person to fit in.

I put the chest in a duplicator.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The server crashes when the duplicator tries to duplicate the chest.

After the server comes back up, I sick Kid Buu on the chest.

 

[Gamefury64]

The chest sicks SS3 Gotenks on kid buu.

I pord the chest with a 30 foot pole.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The pole snaps in half.

I expose the chest to the entirety of the internet's disturbing content.

 

[sgbros1]

It apparently finds it amusing.

I show the chest all the cat photos in the Internet.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The chest likes them so much that it adopts a kitten.

I throw a banana at it. (I've honestly lost all hope of destroying it at this point.)

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest slips on the banana and hurts itself. Chest health 87/100

I take the chest to the zoo and lock it in with the monkeys.

 

[Gamefury64]

The monkeys sit on the chest.

Have monkey jesus (+10 respect points if you recognize that reference) destroy the chest.

 

[Majix560]

You just threw a painting at him.

Spoiler

Monkey jesus is a failed (but popular) attempt at restoring a painting of jesus, that's all I found when I googled "monkey jesus"

The chest assumes ownership of said painting.
The chest gives painting back to owner on condition The Chest gets all of the tourist income from it.
Chest uses money to heal its self 1 point.
Chest health 88/100
I lock The Chest away in a prison in a space station.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The chest uses the rest of its money to pay Solid Snake and Sam Fisher to break him out.

I set up a drill on the chest. The drill is made of Indestructium.

 

[Majix560]

The chest uses Phlebotinum to make the Indestructium drill disappear.
I ignore the chest in the hopes it hurts its self.

 

[sgbros1]

It hurts you because it was bored.

I throw a Nokia at the chest.

 

[Gamefury64]

I assume you don't mean the phone, but J will go with that anyways, so it bounces off the chest.

Take the chest to a behavioral therapy group in hopes it opens up.