Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

[Majix560]

chest doesn't actually go to behavioral therapy group and puts of a charade of going.
This strains it and chest takes a point of damage.
Chest health 87/100
I do nothing to or about the chest

 

[WitherBlaster]

The chest is unaffected.

I blast the chest with a Shinku Hadouken!

 

[Gamefury64]

The chest nails you with an upper cut.

Spoiler

Toasty!

Place the chest on a probe headed into deep space.

 

[TheEpic5]

Chest can rocket science.
Nuff said

Make the chest put on hair chalk

 

[darthwesix]

the chest takes it off

I poor gasoline on the chest and set it on fire

 

[sgbros1]

The chest is flameproof.

I wedge it open.

 

[lenscas]

well, the chest is in Russia thus..... the chest wedges you open

I try to open it using bad jokes

 

[sgbros1]

You get hauled away by those offstage crooks.

I introduce the chest to Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

 

[lenscas]

it introduces chuck norris to Chuck Norris's super roundhouse kick of death and despair

I throw the chest in the world we are in right now and promise everyone they gain freedom if they open it

 

[keybounce]

Wars break out over who will open it, and get the credit. No one is left to open it.

I toss the chest into the forums, and stand way back.

 

[Gamefury64]

The chest aborts it's browser.
I plead the chest to open.

 

[lenscas]

it listens and opens you.( You didn't specify what the chest needed to open)

I give the chest to death

 

[darthwesix]

death dies

I fart on the chest

 

[lenscas]

The chests finds you very rude and adds you to his rude people list

I edit his rude people list to include everyone and everything

 

[darthwesix]

he eats the new rude list

I give the chest a cake (its has a robot the size of a ant in it)

 

[WitherBlaster]

The chest thinks the cake is a lie, and doesn't eat it.

I bombard the chest with overused internet memes.
IT'S OVER 9000!!! U MAD BRO? YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

 

[darthwesix]

the chest loves the memes 88/100

I put the chest in an unstable mystcraft dimension

 

[keybounce]

The chest falls into a star fissure, and winds up back at the overworld, unharmed.

I ... hold up a white flag, and say, "Pretty please?"

 

[SireHans]

The chest both ignores your white flag and shots magic flaming arrows that burns the flag.

I uses the ultimate force to open the chest.


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[lenscas]

the chest is unimpressed.

I put the chest in a virtual world where I control everything and command/re-program it to open.