Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

[SireHans]

The chest slips from your hand before you can put it in your virtual world and falls back to its original position.

I destroy the chests lock by pouring it with fluid that has a ph number of 5 octillion


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[lenscas]

well, you didn't manage to pour it over the lid as the thing that was supposed to hold it gave up

pour glistening oil over it to let it join phyrexia.
Then when it joined phyrexia I am official its master and I command to open itself

 

[SireHans]

First, the chest is made of something that is apparently stronger then platinum, so I doubt even some special oil will destroy it. (I could be wrong here, but I really do not know what glistening oil is.)

Second, what in the world is phyrexia?

Third, the chest was not willing to join phyrexia. Even if it joined, the chest would betray you.

Finally. I flood the world that the chest is in with a fluid that has a ph number of 9^9^9.


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[jdog1408]

The Chest is not affected by such basic fluids.
I pour stomach acid over the chest.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest wipes itself off over your living room carpet.

I put a Nokia in a railgun and shoot the chest.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The chest relects the Nokia back at you.

I focus all the hype ever created into a single point on the chest.

(I could be wrong here, but I really do not know what glistening oil is.)

Second, what in the world is phyrexia?

Trust me, you don't wanna know.

 

[keybounce]

I could be mistaken, but I thought that PH could only be a number between 0 and 14.

 

[sgbros1]

First, the chest is made of something that is apparently stronger then platinum, so I doubt even some special oil will destroy it.

For one, platinum is super weak...

 

[jdog1408]

I could be mistaken, but I thought that PH could only be a number between 0 and 14.

Yes, I poor an acid with a pH of 0 on the chest.

 

[WitherBlaster]

No one has responded to mine yet...here it is again just in case you guys forgot.

I focus all the hype ever created into a single point on the chest.

 

[jdog1408]

The chest tries not to hype but it gives in.
-1 health if anyone knows what it's at.
And I poor acid with a pH of 0

 

[keybounce]

The chest secrets a counter-liquid, while singing "it's all about that base, bout that base, no acid".

I get a kitten, and tell it to sharpen it's claws on the chest.

EDIT:

 

[WitherBlaster]

The kitten ignores you, and just sits on the chest.

I pistol-whip the chest with a plasma cannon.

 

[Pyure]

The kitten ignores you, and just sits on the chest.

I pistol-whip the chest with a plasma cannon.

You win! Game over.

 

[keybounce]

That's it? One Schlock, one "Ominous hum", and it's gone?

 

[Pyure]

That's it? One Schlock, one "Ominous hum", and it's gone?

well kinda, when I'm trolling games.

there's at least a few WW players who will shortly give me a hard time at which point I will concede defeat or risk getting my backside lynched into the ground.

And then go ruin one of @the_j485's RP games maybe.

 

[sgbros1]

Yes... go ruin J's rp... don't ruin mine...

 

[Pyure]

Yes... go ruin J's rp... don't ruin mine...

heheh you're a good sport sgbros

@WitherBlaster, the chest turned back time, undid my cheezy victory handout, and stole back your prize. Chests do that sometimes.

I place an old TV in front of the chest and make it watch 3AM infomercials.

 

[sgbros1]

._.

 

[darthwesix]

the chest loves them and get full health 100/100

I say "can you please die?"