Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

[trajing]

The chest absorbs the thermal energy, and releases a beam of pure heat that sears your blowtorch in half.

I create a localized field of temporal acceration, hoping to rust the chest's lid's hinge.

Haha, ninja'd.

Clouds appear in the temporal acceleration field, and start to rain oil.

I stick wet clay in the lock, wait for it to harden, and then turn the resulting key.

 

[jdog1408]

Chests hinges are made of a Rare Earth metal and don't tarnish.
EDIT: And I throw jarate at it

 

[trajing]

Chests hinges are made of a Rare Earth metal and don't tarnish.
EDIT: And I throw jarate at it

Ninja'd again.

It bounces off.

I place the chest in front of a bedrock breaker and turn on the bedrock breaker.

 

[jdog1408]

The chest is not bedrock, it does not break.
I pimp slap the chest.

 

[trajing]

The chest explodes, leaving you at one heart.

I stick wet clay in the lock, wait for it to harden, and then turn the resulting key.

 

[sgbros1]

The chest hinge is still made of a rare-earth metal...

I place alumentum next to the chest

 

[trajing]

How does that change anything? I turned a key in the lock, I didn't do anything with a hinge.

The alumentum turns to nitor.

For the third time, I stick wet clay in the lock, wait for it to harden, and then turn the resulting key.

 

[sgbros1]

Fine. There's no lock in the first place.

I place ignis imbued fire next to it.

 

[trajing]

From afar, a mushroom cloud can be seen rising, with a chest flying out and landing on a faraway hill, unaffected. The resulting incident is referred to, in homage of Calvin and Hobbes, as the New Noodle Incident.

I kick the chest off of the hill.

 

[sgbros1]

The hill's not that tall.

Wand Focus: Primal?

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest absorbs the energy, and converts it into raw aspects. You probably don't want to see its research notes.

Rausing intensifies.

 

[sgbros1]

The chest crashes your game.

I put ALL THE IMBUED FIRE!

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest blows it out and makes a wish.

/ban TheChest

 

[lenscas]

You don't have the permission to use that command

*logs in to the terminal of life*
*/op lenscas*
*/ban TheCHest*

 

[TheEpic5]

bans are caps-specfic. N/A.

I hit it with a fully charged, 10x machina.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

Fragments of burning chest rain from the sky. You've won.

Those pieces of chest look somewhat liquid, are they flowing?
Before your very eyes the chest begins to coalesce- reforming into its full unscathed glory.​

I change its default font to Comic Sans MS.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The chest enjoys the silly new font, and gives you a cookie. However, no actual progress is made.

Go Electrode!
Electrode used Explosion!

 

[TheEpic5]

it's not effective!
am I aloud to change the health by .00000000001 @gold49 ?

what I did last time except in arena mode

 

[WitherBlaster]

The machina bounces off the chest and slams into your face.

I call an ambulance for TheEpic5, then throw the chest into a dimension made entirely of entropy.

 

[pizzawolf14]

I can't remember; does that mean heat death or infinite differences in energy? I think it's the first, so it's not effective as nothing can possibly happen.

I put the chest on a dimension where entropy doesn't exist.