Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

  • The FTB Forum is now read-only, and is here as an archive. To participate in our community discussions, please join our Discord! https://ftb.team/discord
The chests auto-heals 101 points of damage.

I use a Thaumic Explorations chest seal to link it to another chest, which I can easily open.
You successfully get everything out of the chest. You win!
No wait. The chest is still in perfectly good condition. Enjoy your cake but we still need to Destroy the Chest.

You caress the chest lovingly.
 
The chest beats you at chess. Do not ask how as it has no hands.

I challage the chest to a Pokemon battle, I win it self-destructs, I lose the chest gets my Pokemon team.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Celestialphoenix
Well, the chest has maxed IVs with EVs put toward defense and special defense, along with having whatever nature increases defense. It defeats your team with tackles while you do no damage to it.

I put the chest in the large hadron collider just for kicks.
 
  • Like
Reactions: gold49
Then I take my back-up stall/heavily defensive team and grab a snack, I'll be here a while
 
The chest uses magnetic fields to bend all lightning away from it and toward you.
*zap*

I send Bender from Futurma after it
 
  • Like
Reactions: pizzawolf14
They manage to break it a little bit. (Like they do with everything)
Chest health: 99

I give the chest to Soaryn
 
except for the fact that it is now called a soaryn chest, has a lot of junk,is now unmovable because of said junk and is still unbreakable and unopenable. nothing happened

I show direwolf the now called soarynchest

(I just love the fact that my browser wants me to change direwolf to werewolf and soarynchest to Manchester )
 
  • Like
Reactions: xTordX
I expose the chest to a high intensity antiproton beam, while simultaneously giving myself cancer.

Aw dammit.
 
I expose the chest to a high intensity antiproton beam, while simultaneously giving myself cancer.

Aw dammit.
(well, it seems that no one had a way to deal with direwolf so I guess I won?)

The chest is unaffected as it is not living, you on the other hand need to see a doctor.

I make a computer out of it and install windows on it.
 
(well, it seems that no one had a way to deal with direwolf so I guess I won?)

The chest is unaffected as it is not living, you on the other hand need to see a doctor.

I make a computer out of it and install windows on it.
The chest (miraculously) runs Windows smoothly and without any problems. Hey, it had to happen some time, right?!

I use extremely high intensity magnetic fields to try and rip any ferrous metal parts off the chest.
 
you find that out that there is an awefull lot of crap flying to your face but none of it is from the chest.

I get all the systemd haters and convince them that the chest is the source of systemd.
 
  • Like
Reactions: GamerwithnoGame
A crowd of Linux sysadmins is more than the chest can handle.

97/100 (correcting for the -1 alchohol damage as well).

Runs windows perfectly? Alright. I program this miraculous computer with a test for weather or not P is equal to NP. Maybe it can give me an answer before the end of the universe?