Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

[SpwnX]

The ball flies so fast that the information about it coming its way does not arrive in time for a reaction. The ball triggers a big nuclear explosion right beside the chest effectively damaging it by 2 points.

Chest Health
86/100

I freeze the chest to 0K and then open the chest.

 

[darthwesix]

the chest bites your arm
I kill the chest

 

[Someone Else 37]

The chest respawns.

I toss the chest into a Railcraft rock crusher.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest crushes the rock crusher.

I leave the chest in a room with Dr Bright.

 

[keybounce]

After consulting with this page: http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/
I conclude that the chest gets a walk to first base. Fire engulfs the city, there's a crater where the ball was pitched, and ... well, read that page for details. Oh, and the chest is unharmed at the bottom of the crater.

But hey, if we're going to do that, and we've got a nice crater, lets fill it. I make a raincloud drop all it's water on the chest

Hey, none of the posts on this page were there!

 

[RealKC]

The chest likes to swim

@Padfoote becomes one with the chest

 

[Someone Else 37]

...

I kind of don't mind that.

I throw a brick at the chest/Patfoote hybrid or whatever it is.

 

[RealKC]

Padfoote bans you from the forums

I give a whole lot of money to Padfoote

 

[Celestialphoenix]

Padfoote invests shares in FTB and floats it on the stock market. 2 years later he mysteriously vanishes to a tax haven somewhere along pacific equator. Jadetcat can come too.

I convince the chest [now with moderator powers] to commit sepukku with the banhammer.

 

[Someone Else 37]

The chest uses the banhammer to banish Padfoote from itself.

I take a couple pieces of metal to the chest's lock and try to pick it.

 

[RealKC]

The chest has a master lock and your lockpicking level is novice.

I gkve the chest a tiberous jetpack

 

[darthwesix]

he becomes a potato chest

I bake him in a oven

 

[RealKC]

He becomes a baked potato chest

I throw him in oil

 

[darthwesix]

the chest is no longer tastey

I put him in water

 

[RealKC]

The chest lost all of its taste

I put the chest in a Coke Oven

 

[darthwesix]

the chest becomes coke (the drink)

I drink it

 

[RealKC]

You become the chest.

O get myself some guns from Flan's Mod and start shootinh at the chest

 

[darthwesix]

you get shot

I look in side my self

 

[RealKC]

You enter in a loop

I throw a grenad at the chest

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest blows out the fuse and sings happy birthday.

I make the chest read youtube comments.