Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest magnetically wipes the VHS tape.

I send the Chest into battle against the Luggage.

 

[jdog1408]

The chests do not want to destroy their own race.
Mr Rodgers in a blood stained sweater walks up to the chest holding a machete and beats the living kindness and respect out of the chest.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The machete shatters into millions of shards of shrapnel, killing Mr Rodgers.

I tell the chest I'm a male Venusaur, despite my feminine appearance.
Death by confusion and/or creeped-out-ness?

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest doesn't mind throws a poke'ball at you anyway.

[somewhat NSFW links]
Its not a real game until you build a giant exploding phallus, so I rain fire and death with the best from the Besiege community. Dongs away!!

 

[xTordX]

WOOOW
HOW TO USE THAT GAME PROPERLY


*facepalm*

 

[WitherBlaster]

I want that game. I will build a mecha-dragon and terrorize a kingdom. It will be glorious.

 

[Someone Else 37]

The chest is no more creeped out by the exploding... thing than it was by WitherBlaster's comment.

I soak up the destruction contained in the last two posts of attempted derailment and channel it to the chest.

 

[lenscas]

congrats the chest is now derailed but still intact

I put the chest back on the rails, and wait till it is on a bridge then do the same thing @Someone Else 37 did

 

[xTordX]

It's on a rail? Run it over by a train.

 

[sgbros1]

The power of Deus Ex Machina makes the train switch tracks.

Tell the chest to yell "I like trains"

 

[lenscas]

he does and you get a train transporting train transport trains over you

sgbros1 health 20/100

I unleash the energy that I absorbed in the what would you do with the person above thread to the chest

 

[xTordX]

It reflects back to you.
I tap it with my paw. Meow!

 

[lenscas]

it eats you

I get you out of it the same way as I use to walk though walls/doors/whatever

 

[xTordX]

I regret everything!
*let's lenscas do something *

 

[sgbros1]

Lenny does nothing.

I try shred the chest to pieces with my claws *growls*

 

[lenscas]

you misses and hit tord instead >_>

I kick you in the chest for trying to ninja me

 

[sgbros1]

I'm not in the chest... and you miss and hit Tordy too

I try to shred the chest to pieces with my claws again... and not miss *growls*

 

[lenscas]

your claws break

sgbros1 health 10/100

I get tord out of the chest again and put you in the chest, I then give the chest the ability to eat and give it tooth

 

[sgbros1]

Wait... if I'm in the chest, I can see its contents. And that's the whole point of this forum game, right...

 

[lenscas]

well, considering you are now getting eaten by the chest and our goal is to destroy it .......

sgbros1 health 9/100

ask if you want me to get you out.