Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off
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The chest rattles off it's solar panels and numerous black holes that it is using for power it is now weaker and only has 87 health
Chest health 87
I throw nanobots at the holes where the solar panels mounted
The chest triggers an emp.
Drop the chest off the edge of mount everest, "accidentally" *maniacal laugh*
Drop the chest off the edge of mount everest, "accidentally" *maniacal laugh*
The chest falls for a bit, but then flies back up glowing like a angel or something. While you try to get your jaw back up from the ground, the chest slams into you and pushes you off the edge. *maniacal laugh from chest*
I try dropping a hydrogen bomb on the chest.
I try dropping a hydrogen bomb on the chest.
Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
The chest pops its lid and catches the bomb in its mouth- then spits it at you. Gold49 health 99/100
I wheel out the mother of all speaker stacks. Forget turning it to 11 ...or 12 for that matter. This dial goes up to 13.
I wheel out the mother of all speaker stacks. Forget turning it to 11 ...or 12 for that matter. This dial goes up to 13.
Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
The chest gains a few Lichtenberg scars, and looks like an absolute badass.
I continue the epic rock fest.
I continue the epic rock fest.
(I'm lazy, its awesome)
The chest releases a shockwave that launches the bag into your face.
I go Super Sayain, use the Kaio Ken times infinity, and blast the chest with a Kamehame-ha.
I go Super Sayain, use the Kaio Ken times infinity, and blast the chest with a Kamehame-ha.
The chest drifts, unscathed, among the debris that was once Earth.
Expose the chest to the total idiocy of the internet.
Expose the chest to the total idiocy of the internet.
The chest is speechless (well, metaphorically. The chest cannot speak to begin with). One damage from a mixture of anger, confusion, sadness, and various other emotions and thoughts.
Chest Health:
84/100
I use the ethernet cable from earlier to load up ChestOS 2.0 and download lots of adware programs, virus, and other malware into the chest. Oh, and for good measure open 1200 youtube tabs playing HD video in Chrome (ALL THE RAMS).
Chest Health:
84/100
I use the ethernet cable from earlier to load up ChestOS 2.0 and download lots of adware programs, virus, and other malware into the chest. Oh, and for good measure open 1200 youtube tabs playing HD video in Chrome (ALL THE RAMS).
The chest crashes, but its automatic system resets it before any damage can be done.
I punch it in anger.
I punch it in anger.
The chest lawyers up, and ends up being compensated.
I inject Gohan with pure rage, and sic him on the chest.
I inject Gohan with pure rage, and sic him on the chest.
He punts the chest to a far away hill, then punts you.
Chest health: 166/200
WitherBlaster health: 83/100
I make the chest read The Member of the Wedding.
Chest health: 166/200
WitherBlaster health: 83/100
I make the chest read The Member of the Wedding.
The chest is no more affected by bad writing than it was by the bad sheet music of "Puberty Love".
I make the chest watch Plan 9 from outer space on repeating VHS tape.
(Seriously, all these dragonball attacks? The time it takes to launch a Ka. Meh. Ha. Meh. Ha!. is so long the chest can just dodge, or turn to another channel ;-)
I make the chest watch Plan 9 from outer space on repeating VHS tape.
(Seriously, all these dragonball attacks? The time it takes to launch a Ka. Meh. Ha. Meh. Ha!. is so long the chest can just dodge, or turn to another channel ;-)