A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[LegendofMo]

Granted, but no one takes you seriously.
I wish there was a game made purely out of circles

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but it gets involved with minecraft, causing a black hole.

I wish that I could post without the time period between posts.

 

[goreae]

Granted. You are banned for hacking and spamming.

I wish i was an autronaught.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, for a second.

I wish I was omniscient.

 

[goreae]

Granted, for a second.

I wish I was omniscient.

Granted. Your head then explodes because you got too much information at once, causing a massive buildup of neural waves, then boom.

I wish I had an axe.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but it is a magical axe which tries to kill you.

I wish I had a light sabre.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but it requires a hundred terawatts of power.

I wish my monitor was as large as my wall.

 

[LegendofMo]

Granted, but you go blind from eye strain.
I wish they would make a coconut based cologne.

 

[goreae]

Granted. They make a coconut-scented cologne, but it costs 10,000 dollars per 1 ml bottle.

I wish I was red.

 

[LegendofMo]

Granted, but you are red from bleeding out.
I wish watermelons had less water and more melon.

 

[goreae]

Granted. It is now all melon, no water, making it very spongy and disgusting.

I wish the sky was green.

 

[LegendofMo]

Granted, the sky turns green from radioactive waste materials.
I wish cheese was never invented.

 

[goreae]

Granted. You were never born.

I wish I could play.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but you quickly turn into an old man and get seen as a creep.

I wish my desk wouldn't bounce like it's made of putty.

 

[LegendofMo]

Granted, your desk is mounted to you so it wont bounce anymore.
I wish I had faster internet speeds.

 

[SatanicSanta]

Granted, but you cannot access anything that needs the internet. Ever.

I wish I had enough money to build a new computer.

 

[LegendofMo]

Granted. You have enough money to build a computer but you shortly get a bill from the bank for that exact price.
I wish I could live in canada

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, however, rabid mountain lions have recently invaded Canada and they maul you to death as soon as you get near.

 

[goreae]

Granted. Your wish is no longer invisible, for it has ceased to exist.

I wish for a pony.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but it becomes rabid and kills you in the middle of the night, stomping it's hooves into your unspecified organs and shattering your skeletal structure.

I wish I could rhyme even more things with completely inappropriate phrases. Thorny pores is two syllables, I'm thinking of one that's three.