A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[the_j485]

Granted, but literally every other power source does. This destroys the earth.

I wish we could find really good power sources with no downsides at all.

 

[goreae]

Granted. We find perfect power sources that could produce unlimited amounts of energy, but we do not have the resources to construct it anywhere in the solar system.

I wish I had some tea.

 

[Luckdemon]

Granted, but the tea is black cherry lime cinnamon herbal tea. And it tastes bad.

I wish it was ~7 degrees F cooler outside.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but inside it rockets to 5000 degrees C and you burn before you can leave the house.

I wish I was less cynical.

 

[goreae]

Granted. You now have no emotions or personality to speak of and you are just a robotic husk of a man.

I wish this was the ban game.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Granted, banned for wishing
I wish I could go to buffalo wild wings

 

[Jess887cp]

Granted, but you get bison instead

I wish everyone formatted posts the same way.

 

[goreae]

Granted. Everyone is now Jess887cp.

I wish yellow was orange.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Granted, but everyone confuses yellow for orange and vice versa, this ends up startinng World War III
I wish I could start building good stuff
This message will get ninja'ed

 

[goreae]

Granted, but once you start you start building, you will have to keep on building until you die, never stopping. (you only wanted to be able to start building good, not stop.)

I wish raxacoricofallapatorius was real.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, however, it quickly becomes overrun with rabid animals and, due to the radioactive exhaust produced by such animals, slowly irradiates and intoxicates the earth, burning a massive radioactive hole down to the core and causing the sun to explode. And the remaining planets in the known universe become filled with rabid mountain lions.

I wish everything had more mountain lions.

 

[dgdas9]

Granted, but they eat you

I wish I wasn't in the Worst Country Ever.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, you are now in space with no helmet or life support or anything which could prevent your death.

I wish I was good at this game.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but the original post gets deleted and you forget how to play it.

I wish for a hud like this.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Granted, now you are banned from the forum games section
I wish my eyes would water mor
Edit: Ninja'ed

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but for whatever weird reason you want this, they are now impractical, because they shoot jets of water which propel you out of the atmosphere.

I wish I could understand why on earth fur wants that.

(ALso, for you sig it goes like this:
"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
"What we do every night pinky, try to take over the world!"

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but the reasoning is so complex it causes you to go mad.

I wish I could run Crysis 3 at more than 30 FPS with this graphics card.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, you get 30.00000000000000000000000000000000000000001 FPS.

I wish I had better imagination.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Granted, but your imagination starts to get its own mind and takes over your body

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(ALso, for you sig it goes like this:
"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
"What we do every night pinky, try to take over the world!"

The signature was from a consle message when TConstruct and Natura are installed
Edit: I wish I had Garry's Mod

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but you are unable to use it.

I wish I could think of a good wish.