A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Luckdemon]

Granted, but the server I play on changes from time to time (no, seriously) currently it's just a small whitelisted Unleashed server.

I wish I had a slice of cheesecake right now. #midnightCravings

 

[goreae]

Granted. You get a slice of cheesecake, but it's fruitcake flavored!

I wish I could think right now.

 

[Luckdemon]

Granted, but you think too much and your brain goes into overload. Self shutdown activates and you fall asleep instantly.

I wish my bed was more comfortable so I could sleep better.

 

[LegendofMo]

Wish granted! Your bed is so comfortable it sucks you in and suffocates you.
I wish cheese tasted good.

 

[Jess887cp]

Granted, but only to other people, who generally thought cheese tasted good anyway. (Points at self)

I wish that Mo was the same person I knew irl.

 

[EternalDensity]

Granted but Mo forgets who you are.

I wish I had something fun to do on the RR server rather than farming Mystcraft villagers for the No Weather page...
(too late, I got bored and bought Scrolls!)

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Granted, but you die from trying to use it.

I wish I could stop using the word SWAG

 

[LegendofMo]

Granted, but you shortly lose your voice and can't communicate any longer.
I wish we could have faith in the human race

 

[the_j485]

Granted, for a second.
I wish I could bake muffins made of rainbows, and everyone could share them and be happy.

 

[LegendofMo]

Granted, but they're poisonous
I wish paper plates were stronger

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but this results in the same density as osmium, making them extremely heavy.

 

[Luckdemon]

I wish people remembered to make wishes.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but I am not included in those people

I wish for sunshine, lollipops and rainbows!

 

[fergcraft]

granted but you get sunburned from the sunshine, lollipops gave you diabete's and all the rain needed to make rainbows depresses you

I wish I was a millianare.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but being a millianaire means no difference other than the title.

I wish I could ignore other people's bad spelling sometimes.

 

[LegendofMo]

Granted, you spell horribly too so you don't realize it.
I wish CoD was never invented

 

[goreae]

Granted. All of the CoD FPS twitchers instead play minecraft, and the fanbase turns into what CoD is now.

I wish I was a surgeon.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Granted, but theres a game like it called DoC
I wish I had more alerts, i missed having over 10 alerts
(Evil genius)
Edit: Ninja'ed

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but you have 500. Every five minutes.

I wish I could easily avoid boredom.

 

[LegendofMo]

Granted, You have so much entertainment you get bored of it.
I wish nuclear reactors didnt have any risk