A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[goreae]

(I like being a malevolent genie.)
Granted. Everything "doable" (if you know what I mean. ) that you think about is immediately executed by guillotine.

 

[EternalDensity]

Granted, but you forget to make a wish.

I wish for a space ship.

 

[goreae]

Granted. You set sail for the seven moons of seanot in your might space ship. You unfurl the sails, start up the FTL engine and away you go! You immediately suffocate because a ship isn't meant to go into space, silly billy.

I wish I had two little red anthills names spencer and clo.

 

[EternalDensity]

Granted, but the ants all swarm out and bite you all over.

I wish Liara hadn't liked the above post in which I suffocated

 

[goreae]

Granted. The tiny bit of joy that she got from that post disappears and Liara spins into utter depression. her body was found later in her cabin, her trusty gun in one hand, glyph floating about the other. Happy now?

I wish that I didn't just have to kill off liara. :C

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, she (I???) spends a massive amount of time in severe emotional pain, all because of your interference.

I wish I didn't refer to myself in the third person.

 

[goreae]

Granted. However, she (I???) spends a massive amount of time in severe emotional pain, all because of your interference.

I wish I didn't refer to myself in the third person.

Granted. You now may only refer to yourself in the second person.

I wish I wish I wish.

 

[EternalDensity]

Granted, you do wish you wish, but you don't wish.

I wish Traynor (Liara's avatar) would smile.

 

[goreae]

Granted. Traynor smiles, causing a hole to be ripped in the fabric of space and all of creation ends.

I wish the moon was called noom.

 

[Darksmith]

Granted, but now it has to go to another planet.

I wish teacher logic wasn't so batshit insane.

 

[VikeStep]

Granted, however with newly improved teacher logic, your grades are lowered as higher expectations are needed

I wish that I had infinite wishes

 

[Darksmith]

Granted, but they are all corrupt

 

[VikeStep]

Granted, but since you didn't wish for anything your life is corrupted.

I wish that I was taller, but not too tall that it negatively affects me >

 

[goreae]

Granted. You are such a good person, helping people out of the cold reaches of poverty by being Taller.

I wish I was a malevolent genie.

 

[GPuzzle]

Granted, I wish for a lawyer (The Fairly Oddparents joke).

I wish my school wasn't filled with arseholes (I have headaches due to that).

 

[goreae]

Granted. Your school is now arsehole-free, causing everyone to die due to excessive shit buildup.

I wish that I owned the taj mahal.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Granted, but everyone thinks you're the asshole and you start having mingranes and you kill yourself
I wish I had something good to post

 

[goreae]

Granted, but everyone thinks you're the asshole and you start having mingranes and you kill yourself
I wish I had something good to post

What does any of that have to do with the Taj Mahal? ._.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

What does any of that have to do with the Taj Mahal? ._.

Dang it! Ninja'ed
Granted, but you need a wish first
I wish i won't get ninja'ed

 

[goreae]

Granted. From now on, you will only get assassinated instead.

I wish I wish I was a fish. A fish a fish I wish I was.