A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Jess887cp]

Granted, but I change it to the evil nose version.

 

[dgdas9]

Granted, but I change it to the evil nose version.

You forgot abou the wish

 

[Jess887cp]

Oh, oops.
I wish I had a laptop.

 

[dgdas9]

Granted, but you have the only computer in the world, and everybody wants it, so you get killed.

I wish I WASN'T WRITTING THIS ON CAPITALS 'CAUSE CAPITALSS ARE NOT COOL

 

[PeggleFrank]

You write it in italics instead.

I wish for fish, and possibly some lettuce.

 

[Jess887cp]

Granted! But the lettuce has nothing to do with lettuce.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

[Dreigon]

Wish granted. But now you have so much energy and drive that you are forced to turn a giant hampster wheel to power the city of new york.

I wish I had a more creative wish.

 

[Manu]

granted. your wish gets corrupted.
I wish i could stop doing singing lessons

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but you have to do dancing lessons instead. In public, with no clothes other than a small pair of shorts. When you mess up, every single person looks at you and all the cameras go on you.

I wish forum games weren't so similar.

 

[Symmetryc]

Granted, but there are no more forum games.

I wish that King Lemming would come back.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but his account gets hacked instantly afterwards and you get a false sense of pride when he likes your posts.

 

[Symmetryc]

Granted, but you'd have to actually make a wish

I wish you could eat cobble.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but you eject it later, and it's extremely painful.

I wish I wouldn't forget to post wishes.

 

[Symmetryc]

Granted, but the thread would be deleted

I wish I would have something to wish about.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but you get mauled by mountain lions as soon as you think of something.

I wish for mountain lions. Lots of them.

 

[Symmetryc]

Granted but #Muffin

I wish I could think of someway to corrupt your wish.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, you -VCXwishCorruptionXCV-

I wish you could do more things with BBcode.

 

[Symmetryc]

 

[goreae]

Granted, you -VCXwishCorruptionXCV-

I wish you could do more things with BBcode.

Granted. You now have the ability to use MAC Independent Opportunistic Routing (MORE) in BBcode.

I wish I had two heads.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but one is invisible, and people look at you like you're a mutation.

I wish everything able to be done in my mind could be executed without any side effects, downfalls, or otherwise unbeneficial things.