A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[dgdas9]

Granted, you already know how to do it, but you die the first time you try

I wish to be killed with no pain and my family safe forever.

 

[EternalDensity]

Granted, you're killed instantly and your family live safe forever and ever and miss you terribly every day.

I wish postage for a 15 dollar item didn't cost over 30 dollars.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Granted, but now everyone keeps on buying stuff and and postage is no more
I wish i could find a server that was like mindcrack

 

[mathjazz]

Granted, you find a server like minecrack, but it is whitelisted and they won't let you on.

I wish that Korra were released this month.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted. It's actually a foreign technology that uses whale tongues as pistons, that requires multiple 'whale batteries' to be inserted into the machine to allow for spare whales if any of the whales happen to die or suffocate to death.

I wish the French Fry/Potato/Ketchup/Onion/akk.li.anne.jpg/Carrot pack would hurry up and finish so that Vodka's server could be improved.

 

[imabanana1337]

granted but soon after the server goes down forever

i wish i could decide what to have for dinner

 

[mathjazz]

You decide to have a banana. You are now a cannibal.

I wish that my advisor gives me a good review when he observes my class tomorrow.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted. Your advisor gives you a good review. You get fired afterwards, though, for not noticing that it was a fake advisor.

I wish for chocolate.

 

[Jess887cp]

Granted, it is white chocolate though.

I wish for a benevolent intergalactic society.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted. They all hate each other though and die from mass extinction via the use of nuclear weapons.

I wish I could type faster. (As if 110.4 wasn't fast enough)

 

[mathjazz]

Jess887cp, you have an evil mind. White chocolate? Only a truly blackened heart could conceive such a thing.

Granted, you can type faster. But this means that you can send emails faster, so you do not have as much time to think before sending your emails. This means you send a lot of embarrassing, not thought through, drunk emails and get fired. Also, your friends hate you and your ex's pull restraining orders on you.

I wish that I had a pilot's license.

 

[Manu]

granted but when you first drive a plane, the plane turns pink, says " MY CAPTAIN LOVES MY LITTLE PONU" then you die.
I wish school was shorter

 

[imabanana1337]

granted, but then school shortens to the point where you lose all connections with friends and become a hermit

i wish my graphics card comes today

 

[Manu]

i dont have any friends [DOUBLEPOST=1375089175][/DOUBLEPOST]granted, but your graphics card blows up your pc and you die

 

[dgdas9]

No wish, manu?

 

[Manu]

Derp. I wish that my nej ours would STFU for ever[DOUBLEPOST=1375092097][/DOUBLEPOST]*neighbours. Damn flood filter

 

[dgdas9]

Granted, but they'll live with you FOREVER!

I wish that someone makes a deadpool movie, and a GOOD one, please.

 

[VikeStep]

Granted except, Warner bros makes it unplayable for public and private viewing

I wish that I don't fail Uni Physics (which I just started)

 

[dgdas9]

Granted, but you fail everything else

I wish I couldn't post this reply

 

[VikeStep]

Granted but scientists have to travel back in time to kill you for starting a paradox

I wish that there were no Reality Shows on TV