A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Furfurfur2001]

Granted, but you need a wish first
I wish i had something

 

[imabanana1337]

granted. but that something was nothing.

i wish shipping was faster

 

[Lawbroken]

Granted, But 99.9% of the ships hit a rock and sink.

I wish that this wish was a real wish but isn't a wish cos wishes wish don't wish wishes but a pirate. (dunno where i was going with this.)

 

[fergcraft]

their is nothing I can do to make your wish worse since you managed to accomplish that yourself their law

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

[Jess887cp]

Granted, but then you're out of a job.

I wish I didn't sleep in so much.

 

[mathjazz]

You cannot sleep in at all. Every day you wake up at 3:30am and cannot fall asleep again until 11pm at night. You slowly die from sleep deprivation over the course of several months, gradually losing brain function in the process.

I wish for a safe trip to Hollywood tomorrow.

 

[imabanana1337]

granted, but on the way back you crash and die.

i wish i my internet was faster.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted. You only get to look at somebody else's internet, though, and not your actual internet. It helps with self-morality. Eventually your actual internet disappears for no apparent reason and the only thing left on your computer that doesn't require internet access is the link below.
http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/2846670221


I wish I could brag more without sounding mean.

 

[mathjazz]

Granted, you can brag without sounding mean. Instead you sound pathetic, like you need attention but no one wants to give you any.

I wish for a safe drive back to Provo tomorrow.

P.S. I did not crash and die on the way home from Hollywood. So there, imabanana1337.

 

[dgdas9]

Granted, but everyone but you die.

I wish I was Happy

 

[GPuzzle]

Granted. However, you have a vision that you and a group of six people will die in a road accident, and stops your car and the one of the people. On the next following days, you start dying in Rube Goldberg-like deaths, causing a Final Destination (you know, the horror movies?) situation (hey, that rhymes!).

EDIT: Damnit, ninja'ed. Granted, Dgdas, you pretend to be happy, so everyone will think you're happy, but deep inside, you're depressed.

I wish that this cold wave passed on.

 

[dgdas9]

Granted. However, you have a vision that you and a group of six people will die in a road accident, and stops your car and the one of the people. On the next following days, you start dying in Rube Goldberg-like deaths, causing a Final Destination (you know, the horror movies?) situation (hey, that rhymes!).

So...I'll be happier! Not corrupted!

 

[GPuzzle]

So...I'll be happier! Not corrupted!

I was ninja'ed. Reload the page to see the corruption, that was for mathjazz.

 

[dgdas9]

I was ninja'ed. Reload the page to see the corruption, that was for mathjazz.

Ninja'd?! I posted almost 5 minutes before!

Granted. A new wave appears. It's very, very hot. You die on the beach.

I wish Portas wasn't stupid and my country was better, after all, he quitted and came back in 2 days!

 

[GPuzzle]

I was writing and didn't see the posting. That's how I got ninja'ed.

Granted, however the one that comes after him is a dictator that turns your country into a hellhole, and you can't say it's bad, otherwise it will be considered treason as you'll be killed.[DOUBLEPOST=1374763668][/DOUBLEPOST]I wish that I didn't get sick during travels.

 

[dgdas9]

Granted, but you never travel again

Portas is neither the president nor the Prime minister.

I wish I could be in the Zombie Survival Story more then 1 or 2 paragraphs.

 

[GPuzzle]

Granted, you enter for 3 paragraphs, and then you're run over by a train.

I wish my sister didn't randomly decide to sing.

 

[dgdas9]

Granted, but you have to hear me sing "I will Survive" for 5 years. Then you die.

I wish I'd become a zombie in your story G.

 

[GPuzzle]

Granted, Law shoots you with his Remington F14 5 seconds after that (stop asking for stuff like that, I write that, I decide who is going in the story).

I wish people would stop asking to be put in the story.

 

[DrRedstoneCreep]

Granted, but then the people you let down found out how to make the story real with help a wizard and led all the zombies in your story right to your front door.

I wish I knew how to do a backflip ._.