A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[simon48xbox]

Granted, but you get so many ideas you go insane from looking through them all.
I wish we had the mod API.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but it becomes rubbish and it's virtually useless.

I wish for wish wishing wishes wishing wishes while watching wish wishing wishes wishing wishes.

 

[simon48xbox]

Granted, but this wish confuses the wishes so much that they go insane.

I wish had a million dollars. [you have to sing this wish of course]

 

[Mjw]

Wish granted you now have a millions dollars but so does everyone else and the currency is inflated to insane levels

I wish i had more iridium

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but greg now makes you need a dragon egg and two wither stars for an iridium bar.

I wish for wishes, wishes more wishes, but which wish would wish which wish?

 

[whizzball1]

The 1st wish would wish the second wish would wish the third wish and so on.
But this goes so quickly that your computer is unable to handle all the data it is getting and blows up.
I wish that you could automate infusion altars.

 

[mathjazz]

Granted, but Thaumcraft is taken out of FTB.

I wish that people were nicer to each other.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but they all hate you.

I wish to e fluent in all the world's languages, without going mad with all the knowledge

 

[mathjazz]

Granted, but you get kidnapped and forced to translate documents for the rest of your life.

I wish that had an eidetic memory.

 

[Jess887cp]

Granted, but shortly therafter you see some evens that leave you mentally scarred and able to recount in perfect detail.

I wish this wish was incorruptible.

 

[mathjazz]

Granted.

I wish that I had a solution to my thesis.

 

[whizzball1]

Granted, but the solution is stupid.
I wish that I didn't have such conflicting feelings about my Father's monthly meetings in America.

 

[Lambert2191]

granted, now you hate them with a burning passion.

I wish my download limit was more than 60GB/month

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but your internet is now really slow and it takes you 2 months to download 60GB.

I wish that I had a genie who gave me three wishes.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but the genie is deaf, blind, and numb. He's also from a small tribe that speaks a mixture of Russian, Chinese, English, and Portugese.

I wish that I could have a single perfect, 100% legal dollar that also had a piece of paper stapled to it that made me immortal to all things, uncorruptable, and would make it so that this wish could not be denied.

 

[Exedra]

Granted, but it corrupts anyway, because fuck logic.

I wish I could spend more time with my girlfriend.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but she starts feeling like you're too clingy...

I wish to know more people who plays borderlands 2, and that Exedra would hurry up with the skype name he promised me AGES ago.

 

[whizzball1]

Granted, but the people who play Borderlands 2 with you either horrible at the game or complete trolls. Exedra gives you a Skype name, but it just happens to be the Skype name of a criminal overlord who blows up your city.
I wish that my new world would work right.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but Minecraft screws up and gives it off to your worst enemy.

I wish for nothing.

You have to corrupt it somehow, but you can't corrupt nothing because there's nothing to corrupt

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. You cease to exist.

I wish I could watch all of season 5 of Fringe before Friday.