A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[playerismc]

Granted. You didn't specify it enough so nothing happens

I wish my French teacher would be ill tomorrow

 

[jordsta95]

Granted, mais en ils vacance je suis le prof [

I wish I knew more French

 

[playerismc]

Granted, you know 1 useless word more.

I wish I wouldn't learn it...

 

[jordsta95]

MERDE!

Granted but you have to learn Deutsche instead

I wish I didn't know any German

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You suddenly find yourself in the middle of Berlin for some strange reason.

I wish that everyone good clean water but that it didn't effect the food,that there is enough healthy food that is seen as tasty by them, and good sanitation while no one does stupid stuff with it like becoming a hypochondriac also everyone gets safe power, all in real life.

 

[playerismc]

Granted but you have to learn Latin instead. And Btw. I'm German ^-^
Edit: Ninja'd. Granted, but still nothing happens

I wish I would know the solutions of my exams

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. But the solutions are all en francais


I wish you moved out of Germany into a more awesome country

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but because I have my friends and family here, nothing happens

I wish I could meet all of you in real life at least one time

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. The Awkwardfest... turns out to be aptly named.

I wish that I didn't have to corrupt that. It seems like a cool idea, albeit one that would be very difficult to pull off.

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. But you explode

I wish I exploded more often

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You have no way to revive yourself (or respawn) after exploding.

I wish for //

 

[jordsta95]

Granted, \\ was the best I could do

I wish that I could walk on water

 

[lenscas]

granted, you can walk on water for less then a second

I wish that everyone has awesomesauce

 

[techno156]

They do, it's the new word for redacted

I wish that I wasn't so muddled on what day it is

 

[bluchuv00]

Granted. You know what day it is, but it comes to you on an alien language so you dont *really* know.

I wish i could teleport home and i and my surroundings would be ok afterward.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You have no control over when you teleport, though.

I wish for %

 

[jordsta95]

Granted, but you run with Forge Essentials (typing % in chat on a server with FE installed will kick you for no reason)

I wish a billion was still a million million, not a thousand million

 

[ljfa]

Granted. It actually is in the "long scale" system. We say a billion for 10^12.

I wish I woke up earlier today

 

[lenscas]

granted but you fell asleep again after 1 second of being awake
I wish that I had stuff to write here

 

[jordsta95]

Granted, but you don't have any means to write it.


I wish that ljfa was heilmewtwo again