A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. It eats you.

I wish for a meta-wish.

 

[playerismc]

Granted you get a non meta wish and didn't become true

I wish for the death of my French teacher

 

[lenscas]

your teacher dies and starts to haunt you

I wish that I knew why the text inside my <input> does not match with the value attribute after using jquery's .val("something here")

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Something else broke, though, and you have no idea what.

I wish for death to heisenbugs.

 

[lenscas]

he dies but before anyone could discover his death he rises back up from the death.

I wish I at least knew how to google for the problem.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You manage to solve this problem, but another one pops up again somewhere else.

I wish Lens would look up what a heisenbug is.

 

[lenscas]

granted I googled it but I didn't look at the results

I wish I had something originally to wish here.

 

[techno156]

You do. You cannot express it.

I wish that I hadn't lost my charger cable

 

[lenscas]

You never lost it, you broke it though

I wish that there was peace on all the planets and stars everywhere.

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. BUT! Everyone has to move to the moon, due to natural disasters, and because the moon is neither planet nor star, there is no longer peace among human kind

 

[bluchuv00]

Wish granting, no wish

You didn't give a wish to corrupt. So you wished for nothing at all and you get sucked into a black hole, which immediately dissappears afterward.

I wish it was 11:40 so i could go get some lunch. I'm hungry.

 

[jordsta95]

Wish granted... but it's 11:40pm

I wish for people to read my mind

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but you can't thinky anymore.

I wish I could read the mind of anyone

 

[jordsta95]

Granted, but you get so much info a second your head explodes!

I wish I were more awesome

 

[playerismc]

Granted, you are so awesome, that no one knows you

I wish I'll get the best mark in the Exams next week

 

[jordsta95]

Granted, but you will lose all your friends because you are so much better than them

I wish I had a goreae by my side

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted. Unfortunately, you were unaware that a goreae is also, coincidentally, a type of burrowing beetle that paralyses its victims by severing their spinal cords before laying eggs in their eyesockets.

OK, ew. I grossed myself out there...

I wish I had more motivation.

 

[lenscas]

You have all the motivation of the world, but only for less then a second and only when you don't want to have it.

I wish that my corruptions where a bit more original.

 

[jordsta95]

Granted, but they are so original that they are borderline illegal; resulting in you being banned from the forums

I wish the granter of this wish has an amazing day

 

[lenscas]

Well that would result in you enjoying and becoming a fan of mtg.

I wish you give a good reason why you think according to the blame thread that mtg is terrible.