A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. I divide it by zero, creating a black hole. Because that's how that works... right?

I wish for pi.

 

[lenscas]

granted you get pi+e.
thus here have some pie

I wish my jokes where not that terrible

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Your jokes are worse.

I wish for a torus

 

[techno156]

It´s a Clifford Torus. You are now trapped inside of it.

 

[lenscas]

It´s a Clifford Torus. You are now trapped inside of it.

and you forgot to wish something

I wish people didn't forget to wish something in this thread

 

[playerismc]

Granted, you are the only one who can't see their wishes

I wish my life would not be shit

 

[lenscas]

granted it is now even shittier

I wish I was not so unoriginal

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted. You are now original... a Werther's Original.

(its a type of hard caramel candy)

I wish I could shrink or grow at will without any negative effects.

 

[lenscas]

you can now shrink a total of 1milimeter or grow a grand total of 1mm.

I wish I didn't want those things right now.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, you get those on the next day, twice.

I wish I couldn't make things harder just with thinking

 

[Tristan1301]

Granted. You now automatically make things harder without thinking.

I wish I could think of ways to break this thread.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. It won't work. Several people- including myself- have tried.

I wish that all the wishes on this thread that do not grant themselves be granted.
(Now, does this wish grant itself? Hmm...)
(Russel's Paradox FTW!)

 

[techno156]

THey aren't. Including yours

I wish I wouldn't keep forgetting to wish.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, you forget to wish, when your wish would really become true

I wish my tummy wouldn't be like a black hole

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. It's now a literal black hole.

I wish I didn't keep typing stuff wrong.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted. You cannot type at all.

I wish I could come up with some better ideas to help someone on here with a modpack.

 

[techno156]

You do, but no-one likes them.

I wish for a fish!

 

[playerismc]

Granted. It eats you.

I wish that I can controll the Time.

 

[lenscas]

granted but you reverted time to the point before you got this power and forgot how you gained it, as a result you now can't use it anymore.

I wish that my laptop wouldn't suck at modded minecraft

 

[playerismc]

Granted, it sucks now at Vanilla Minecraft :3

I wish I had a cat