A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[techno156]

You focus too much on the one thing.

I wish that I wasn't so distracted either.

 

[lenscas]

you are now the most focused person in the world, for 1 second.

I wish that I knew the ultimate wish

 

[techno156]

You do, but you cannot understand it.

I wish that my delivery would arrive faster.

 

[lenscas]

it arrives but it turns out that it arrives broken

I wish I both keep remembering the ultimate wish and understand it.

 

[Tristan1301]

you begin to understand the ultimate wish, but the immense amount of knowledge about it takes over your brain. You are now a vegetable, your brain being solely dedicated to understanding the wish.

I wish I knew java a bit better.

 

[playerismc]

You understand java better now, but you don't understand anything else now.

I wish I had more luck

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You have incredible luck at winning lotteries- but terrible luck in everything else. Including finding people willing to sell the things you you want to buy.

I wish this week full of homework, exams, class projects, and all things blaaaargh was over.

 

[Tristan1301]

Granted. You no longer have school, as it has been shut down. Now you will have difficulty finding a job due to not finishing school.

I wish I wasn't on fire.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You're now drowning.

I wish I would actually study for tomorrow's tests, instead of wasting time on the forums.

 

[Gamefury64]

Granted, but you study all night and fall asleep during the test.

I wish I could still play spore on my computer

 

[playerismc]

Granted, you can play spore, but you aren't anymore able to play games, like Terraria, Minecraft and anything else.

I wish I had more courage

 

[Gamefury64]

Granted, but courage makes you reckless, and you fall in a volcano. This would help:

Potion of fire resistance
Fire Resistance (8:00)

I wish I could learn how to code in goddam java (And not only know/ be able to code in java)

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted. You learn how to code in a form of Java that is damned by god themself, causing apocalypse and hellfire to rain down upon you.

Just you though.

I wish I could ignore feeling hungry.

 

[Gamefury64]

Granted, but without knowing your hungry, you starve.

I wish to know the meaning of life

 

[lenscas]

you now forget t eat and die of starvation
edit: got ninjad
you find it but is does not make any sense

I wish for all the good stuff to come and all the bad stuff to go away

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You get overloaded with good stuff, and start wishing you had some of the stuff you initially classified as bad back.

I wish I didn't have all these projects due in the next few days.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted! They were all due yesterday.

I wish there was such a thing as chicken tandoori flavoured toothpaste.

 

[lenscas]

it exists but tastes horrible

I wish I had something say here

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. It's uncreative and boring.

I wish I had the power to corrupt other peoples' wishes.

 

[lenscas]

granted but only in this thread

I wish that you corrupted this wish