A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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Granted. You aren't so twisted anymore, but as each day passes, you get more and more twisted than the previous day. Eventually to a point where you're as twisted as nobody can ever tell.

I wish i can have the ability to have a digital computer inside my mind. So i can preform actions while gaming, controlling everything, even turning it off, with thinking.
 
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Granted. You aren't so twisted anymore, but as each day passes, you get more and more twisted than the previous day. Eventually to a point where you're as twisted as nobody can ever tell.

I wish i can have the ability to have a digital computer inside my mind. So i can preform actions while gaming, controlling everything, even turning it off, with thinking.

Granted. Unfortunately, on the day you have the computer implanted, a massive solar flare hits the earth and takes out all the computers - and your brain along with them.

I wish I wasn't awake at three in the ruddy morning.
 
Granted! You suffer the humiliating, horrible, and just degrading death of being drowned in shit after the sewers get jammed

I wish that didn't make me sick
 
Granted, unfortunately thats the only reference that can be made.

I wish I was not bandwagoned in another werewolf game on say 2
 
Granted! In the next game, you pull a CoolSquid and get yourself bandwagoned on day 1.

I wish Vazkii is being serious with the thing where the newest version of Botania allows you to visit Alfheim in person. (IDK if this is an April Fool's joke or not, will test soon)
 
Granted, Thats the only thing were vazkii is serious now (also I think it's an april fool.)

I wish for better april fools
 
granted the next one will be so bad that this is the best one ever in comparison.

I wish for no April fools. Sorry but I just don't like it.
 
Granted. Yawgmoth breaches the barriers between his world and ours, consuming your soul and rendering you a mindless automaton.

I wish the stars weren't the pinpricks in the umbral veil through which the great old ones watch us with malevolent intent.
 
Granted. They're the pinpricks in the umbral veil through which the agents of New Phyrexia watch with malvolent intent.

I wish that Yawgmoth is, in fact, dead, and that Lord Windgrace wasn't mistaken in saying so.
 
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Granted! Yawgmoth is dead, but Lord Windgrace was mistaken in saying so, (I don't know)

I wish I didn't wound/injure myself in the first 10 minutes of my holidays
 
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