A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[xTordX]

Granted, but the slice of bread had a bath in nutella

I wish for a candy

That's exactly what i wished for

You get a Rare Candy (TM)

 

[playerismc]

If you know how I mean bath, you won't eat that anymore. Like, I could take a bath in nutella.

I wish that Tordy wishes something

 

[Eruantien]

Granted. He wishes for nutella.

I wish that the next werewolf game would start soon.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You get lynched on D1 with no role reveal.

I wish for things.

 

[xTordX]

You get rotten oranges
I wish my country translated "Hell's Kitchen" to "Hell's Kitchen" instead of "Cooks' Hell" like they did /)_-

 

[lenscas]

they did but the show is now called Cooks' Hell and as a result you see nothing from the new translation.

I wish that I have time to play with my edh chaos deck.

 

[xTordX]

what is edh? You make me curious.

I wish i'd find a good DnD mobile game.
Also free.

 

[lenscas]

you found a good DnD mobile game thats free and just when you started to really like it. It got bought and now everything is locked behind a pay wall

I wish some inspiration for dungeons

 

[playerismc]

Granted, you got an inspiration for millions of dungeons, but you are to dumb to reallise them.

I wish my english wouldn't be so bad

 

[Eruantien]

Granted. It's now terrible.
(Of course, your "bad" English is way better than most peoples'. You've got nothing to worry about.)

I wish I hadn't eaten so much for dinner...

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Your German is much worse, though.
Edit: ninja'd.
Granted. You'll eat too much for breakfast tomorrow morning.

I wish that I would get around to learning Clojure sometime.

 

[Eruantien]

Granted. You are now the Triangular Clojure Snail Ninja, but unable to comprehend a stacktrace.

I wish for more elf-control.

 

[techno156]

You have to control every single aspect of their existence. Every. Single. Bit.

I wish that we didn't already have another USB standard

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You're stuck on USB 1.0, which is fairly slow by modern standards.

I wish for time.

 

[playerismc]

Granted you get -1 second.

I wish for more capacity in my phones battery

 

[lenscas]

granted but your battery is now so big that you can't take your phone with you.

I wish I got the dungeons that I need to build done.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted - your completed dungeons are so fiendishly difficult that they are impossible to survive.

I wish I didn't enjoy food as much as I do.

 

[ljfa]

Granted. Now you hate food and starve.

I wish I was more productive right now

 

[lenscas]

granted you now have a hatred for food and starved to death.

I wish I was done with the javascript for the site I'm working on.

edit: you are so productive you work yourself to death

I wish I was done with the javascript for the site I'm working on.

stupid ninjas

 

[wakafanykai123]

Granted, everyone using your new site gets horrible viruses and bugs from your horrible spaghetti code.

I wish mod pack bugs diagnosed and fixed themselves.