A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Gamefury64]

I did it!

You lost the ability to wish so it can't be granted

I wish for a funnel cake

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You get a cake shaped like a funnel.

I wish for pi.

 

[Eruantien]

Granted. However, you've missed pi day, so back into the box it goes.

I wish for more time nah, that'll just get me immortality or somethin'. Ooh, I know: I wish for a bunny. Can't go wrong, right?

 

[Gamefury64]

You get the Monty Python killer rabbit.

I wish for a computer that runs BF4 at ultra quality and 60fps

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. It runs nothing else.

I wish for a computer that won't burn by fingertips if I run modded Minecraft at anything over 30ish FPS.

 

[techno156]

Granted. It costs $100K to run for an hour, though

I wish that religions would be easier on each other

 

[Someone Else 37]

Ganted. Now everything is politics.

I wish for time

 

[Gamefury64]

Time stops forever.

I wish for a wish

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted! It's corrupted, though.

I wish I could think of more creative things to wish for.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but you cant think of anything else now.

I wish I wouldn't have to write a Test exam in an hour

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Two hours!
(Good luck on your test, by the way.)

I wish I could drag myself away from the Internet more easily.

 

[lenscas]

Granted. You can never use the Internet again.

I wish I would see phyrexia in more mtg sets.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. They print Mirrodin Pure.

I wish the Phyrexian takeover of Mirrodin never happened in the first place.

 

[lenscas]

granted Karn died before he could create Mirrodin and thus it never got taken over

I wish that I would be better with java.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted! Have some coffee.

I wish for Counterspell.

 

[lenscas]

You got one but it got countered.

I wish for phyrexia vs eldrazie.

 

[xTordX]

no

I wish all gipsies would die.

 

[playerismc]

Granted. You die first and than the gipsies

I wish for a bread of nutella

 

[xTordX]

What?
You get a bread made out of nutella

I wish for a slice of bread covered in nutella

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but the slice of bread had a bath in nutella

I wish for a candy