A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[xTordX]

But Lawbroken still left
I wish no mods left.

 

[Jackcat136]

*Leaves thread until someone fixes the sadness and relaunch the game*

 

[Eruantien]

Granted.
sadness.exe has quit working.
life.exe shutting down... FATAL ERROR

I wish Chinese food wasn't so filling...

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Now the entire population of China starves. Well, at least they're not so overcrowded anymore!

I wish I could peel myself off the Internet more easily.

 

[Jackcat136]

Granted! But once you leave you have to wait two days to come back, and by that time we'll all forget who you are

I wish it was the weekend already

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted! There's three extra Mondays afterward.

I wish I didn't have so many classes tomorrow

 

[Jackcat136]

Granted! You have them tonight and finish them all at exactly 11:59pm

I wish that my favourite youtubers wouldn't upload at the same time

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted. They now upload 3 years apart.

I wish I could exist as an immortal incorporeal being that could fly at will through space at near-light speeds.

 

[Jackcat136]

Granted! But due to your speed you can never stop, which leaves you in an eternal voyage through space

I wish people would play my brand new forum game

 

[techno156]

Everyone flocks there, and it's too controversial/spammy, and is therefore locked.
I wish that I had a copy of Windows for my older desktop

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted. It's Windows 3.1

I wish I had a tub of Ben & Jerry's.

 

[Jackcat136]

Granted! The dairy has spoilt making it horrible

I wish school was fun

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but only for the Teachers.

I wish I had no school sport today

 

[xTordX]

You have a french test. (Yes, again.)
I wish pokewolf!

 

[Eruantien]

Granted. Zoroark now stalks you endlessly.

I wish for no more cold weather; it's supposed to be spring here.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted. You receive nothing but the hottest of summer weather, causing plants to wither and expire, pets to die in cars, and eventually all life to gasp its final breath.

You monster.

I wish for bacon!

 

[xTordX]

You become bacon!
I wish for a human!

 

[Gamefury64]

You get a cannibal who eats you!

I wish for a billion dollars(oh god)

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You get a billion dollars' worth of pennies dumped on your house.

I wish for a wish that cannot be granted.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Pretty sure you just killed the thread

It took nearly 150 pages for somebody to figure out how to do that? Wow.

... I don't believe it, though. Someone will corrupt my wish.