A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You get the kind of music you like the least.

I wish for /*

*/

 

[jordsta95]

Granted, but you die

I wish you would stop doing stupid wishes

 

[lenscas]

granted the wishes now are even dumber

I wish that @Someone Else 37 wished for a stupid wish that didn't involve me, phyrexia or mirran's or anything that relates to it.

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. He wished to explode.

I wish I was an electrode

 

[ljfa]

Granted. You slowly corrode away in salt water, from the chlorine you produce.
I wish time wouldn't fly away so fast

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. "Gravity is intensified for five turns, making moves involving flying unusable and negating Levitation."

I wish I could reply to everything with something Pokémon related

 

[ljfa]

Granted. You become sick and tired of all this Pokemon stuff.
I wish for rof hsiw I

 

[jordsta95]

detnarg. But every time a full stop appears... derorrim steg gnihtyrevE

I wish ljfa was not bestfa

 

[sgbros1]

Granted. But now ljfa is evenbetterfa

I wish for world peace.

 

[lenscas]

granted thanks to an invasion of the great and mighty phyrexia.

I wish for wishes that wish for wishes that wish wishes that wish

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but now wishes are sentient creatures that will haunt you 4eva

I wish for better Internet

 

[lenscas]

granted but only if you are not using it

I wish that wishes wouldn't haunt me with their wishes

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but wishes will just haunt you directly

I wish for more wishes

 

[lenscas]

you get so much wishes that you die from wish overload

I wish that all wishes had a hat

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but they have those pointy hats so you get pricked to death by all those hats

I wish homework would be gone

 

[jordsta95]

Granted, but you lose the game!

I wish everyone lost the game

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. The game is now complete. No more losing it.

I wish for {-

-}

 

[sgbros1]

Granted. But now you get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I wish typos didn't exist

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Anything anyone types or writes is automatically considered grammatically correct, leading to much confusion when people start seeing words that aren't in the dictionary- or, worse, words other than those that the authors intended.

I wish for {

}

 

[techno156]

You get braces... For your teeth

I wish Lemony Snicket knew what happened to the Baudelaires