A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. He did not, and will not, tell anyone else.

I wish I could think of more comment markers to post in this thread.

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but they're all illegible

I wish homework didn't exist

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but they still exist for you

I wish my exmas wouldn't get a mark

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Your grade on the exams is not recorded in your instructors' gradebooks, so it defaults to zero.

I wish that playerismc did/will do well on ALL the exams.

 

[lenscas]

he makes them perfectly, but because of an series of accidents they never where able to check them, thus he gets a zero for all of them

I wish that playerismc did/will do well on ALL the exams and they actually got checked properly.

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but now exams don't mean shit for your grades
(Come to think of it, it's a great world)
(Btw playerismc is a girl)

I wish something will happen tomorrow

 

[lenscas]

granted loads of stuff happens but you will never know about it or its effects

I wish that it wasn't so late or later in the night already.

 

[sgbros1]

Granted. You travel back in time ans kill your grandad. Thus you don't exist. Wait...

I wish paradoxes are solvable

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. The solution is "It's a paradox."

I wish for naieve set theory.

 

[sgbros1]

Granted. Because of its naivety, humanity doesn't advance further into the tech tree

I wish for foxes

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Wait, no, those are wolves. Oops.

I wish for type theory.

 

[playerismc]

Granted. It's a random theory you never see.

I wish I had no work to do today

 

[techno156]

You don't because you were made redundant

I wish that my HDD was faster

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but everyone else's hdds are even faster, which makes yours slower by comparison

I wish for π

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You get a pie. Close enough, right?

I wish for axiomatic set theory.

 

[techno156]

You get it, but cannot understand it.

I wish I stopped procrastinating on my Homework.

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but since you have more time to focus on homework, you get more homework

I wish for computing to not be as time consuming

 

[bluchuv00]

Granted, but you have to work harder and get tired faster ao you sleep more anyway.

I wish my coding would never have bugs.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but it's bad coding so no one wants it.

I wish the next two weeks would be over by now

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. All clocks and calendars are rolled forward two weeks, so instead of April 19, it's now May 3. Nothing else changes, though- things that were going to happen tomorrow will still happen tomorrow.

I wish for black holes.