A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[sgbros1]

Lel k. But I have to share it with someone else so I have half the foxy adorbness

I wish for a change of topic

 

[lenscas]

you get it but because the topic is off-topic you get banned.

I wish for another sort of wishes to corrupt(thus no foxes anymore)

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but every other topic will get you banned

I wish for...

 

[lenscas]

you get ,,,
I wish for numbers and letters in a not specified order or combinations

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted. You receive them in a seemingly random order that, when viewed on a screen, form an eldritch symbol - summoning the dead god Cthulhu.

I wish the AI singularity would never occur.

 

[lenscas]

granted all forms of AI are banned making for boring games and a lot of manual things in factory's making prices higher and other stuff that is bad because no AI

I wish for no delay for certain keys.
this is so annoying when typing, for example has becomes hsa now because of it.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

(I'm pretty sure preprogrammed robots in factories don't count as AI, but I get your point)

Granted - no keys have delays; unfortunately this means that even the merest seconds touch on a key results in multiples of the same llllllllleeeeeeetttttteeeerrrrrrrrrr............

(sorry )

I wish that a water-bearing exoplanet would be unambiguously discovered.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Your spaceship crash-lands on the previously uninvestigated planet.

I wish for (apply str (map char '(80 111 116 97 116 79 83)))

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but someone read the ASCII code wrong and gave you tomatoes

I wish for something

 

[Someone Else 37]

You get a Leiningen installation so you can actually run the Clojure code I post here, and can be sure that you're not reading the ASCII codes wrong.

I wish for (apply str (map char '(116 111 109 97 116 111 101 115)))

 

[playerismc]

Granted, you get it and lose it after 1 Sec.

I wish I had no school Today

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. But you have school on Saturday and Sunday this weekend to make up for it.
(You made my lose my tomatoes? Aww.)

I wish I didn't have any reason to learn Java, and could instead use Clojure or Haskell to satisfy both my modding dreams and University requirements.

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but now university requires you to learn Java.

I wish my school could teach Java faster. I can't wait half a year.

 

[lenscas]

it now teaches it to fast for you to keep up, making you fail at school.

I wish that this keybaord didn't do thsi so much(read at all)

 

[sgbros1]

Gnrated, but it bcmeoes mroe igelilble.

I wish for squids

 

[lenscas]

you get krakens that eat you

I wish that my browser wasn't such a derp and knew the words kraken , emp and anime + any other word that I have yet to discover that this browser doesn't know about.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted. Unfortunately, it forgets all the normal words!

I wish for squids

I totally would have responded to this with "Granted. SQUID TO THE FACE!"

I wish that I knew the mechanics and software of the XRF I run so well that I could immediately diagnose and solve any problems with ease.

 

[sgbros1]

Granted. Everyone now uses XRF 2.0, which you don't know how to diagnose problems

I wish for creativity

 

[lenscas]

you are so creative that people think your are on drugs 24/7 and thus you enver get a job and everyone finds you weird.

I iwsh for

.......

me when seeing that happening >_> ok new thing.
I wish that that never happens again!

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but "that" isn't defined, so it happens again

I wish we would stop playing the pronoun game