A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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Lel k. But I have to share it with someone else so I have half the foxy adorbness

I wish for a change of topic
 
you get it but because the topic is off-topic you get banned.

I wish for another sort of wishes to corrupt(thus no foxes anymore)
 
Granted. You receive them in a seemingly random order that, when viewed on a screen, form an eldritch symbol - summoning the dead god Cthulhu.

I wish the AI singularity would never occur.
 
granted all forms of AI are banned making for boring games and a lot of manual things in factory's making prices higher and other stuff that is bad because no AI

I wish for no delay for certain keys.
this is so annoying when typing, for example has becomes hsa now because of it.
 
(I'm pretty sure preprogrammed robots in factories don't count as AI, but I get your point)

Granted - no keys have delays; unfortunately this means that even the merest seconds touch on a key results in multiples of the same llllllllleeeeeeetttttteeeerrrrrrrrrr............

(sorry :D)

I wish that a water-bearing exoplanet would be unambiguously discovered.
 
You get a Leiningen installation so you can actually run the Clojure code I post here, and can be sure that you're not reading the ASCII codes wrong.

I wish for (apply str (map char '(116 111 109 97 116 111 101 115)))
 
Granted. But you have school on Saturday and Sunday this weekend to make up for it.
(You made my lose my tomatoes? Aww.)

I wish I didn't have any reason to learn Java, and could instead use Clojure or Haskell to satisfy both my modding dreams and University requirements.
 
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Granted, but now university requires you to learn Java.

I wish my school could teach Java faster. I can't wait half a year.
 
it now teaches it to fast for you to keep up, making you fail at school.

I wish that this keybaord didn't do thsi so much(read at all)
 
you get krakens that eat you

I wish that my browser wasn't such a derp and knew the words kraken , emp and anime + any other word that I have yet to discover that this browser doesn't know about.
 
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Granted. Unfortunately, it forgets all the normal words!

sgbros1 said:
I wish for squids
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I totally would have responded to this with "Granted. SQUID TO THE FACE!" ;)

I wish that I knew the mechanics and software of the XRF I run so well that I could immediately diagnose and solve any problems with ease.
 
Granted. Everyone now uses XRF 2.0, which you don't know how to diagnose problems

I wish for creativity
 
you are so creative that people think your are on drugs 24/7 and thus you enver get a job and everyone finds you weird.

I iwsh for

.......

me when seeing that happening >_> ok new thing.
I wish that that never happens again!
 
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