A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[lenscas]

we stop playing it but only for a second

I wish for funs tuff for all of mankind

I am also getting sick of those things so I am just going to leave them in.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted. Mankind gets fun stuff. Unfortunately, womankind sees this as very unfair and engages in wholesale slaughter of mankind.

I wish @sgbros1 name didn't keep making me think "Bros! Bros! Bros!" (see the bottom panel of this image)

 

[lenscas]

granted. but in order to make this happen you can now not see the names or avatars from anyone on the Internet.

I wish that all living things get fun stuff that will not be used by them to harm each other.

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, the fun stuff included robots, and someone forgot to read Asimov's Laws of Robotics

I wish for smaller fingers, or a bigger phone keyboard

 

[lenscas]

you get a bigger phone keyboard but its to big to use in any way shape or form

I wish that all living things get fun stuff that will not be used to harm other living things or that said things harm living things.

 

[sgbros1]

Too lazy to retype, read my last post
Basically the robots place the living things in a very dangerous position, but not killing them (e.g. placing them over a volcano)

I wish I could be less lazy

 

[lenscas]

you are not lazy anymore in fact you are now doing so much that you die because of exhaustion.

I wish that all living things get fun stuff that will not be used to harm other living things, be used to force each other in dangerous situations or places or that said things don't harm living things or forces living things to dangerous places or situations.

and this wish is getting big

 

[Someone Else 37]

The wish-granting agency misreads your wish and instead gives you a pineapple.

I wish I had made sense out of Lens's last wish.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but the sens got destroyed because you can't make something sensfull with Lens whishes

I wish for nothing else than more Food without getting fat

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. The food doesn't taste very good, though.

I wish for non sequitur.

 

[Funky Ghost]

Granted. Assuming you have three arms you can absolutely do jumping jacks while patting yourself on the back.

I wish for a '62 P Bass.

 

[sgbros1]

Granted, but the strings are loose.

I wish for jkSudhshk

 

[Funky Ghost]

Granted, however the (j)umping (k)angaroo, (S)teve, (u)nder-cover (d)etective (h)ero (s)ince (h)e's (k)aput no longer gives pouch rides.

Sorry.

I wish I knew what the heck I was doing.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. The "heck I" is currently sleeping on its pile of gold under the mountain.

I wish for Izzet

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but suddenly, it get changed. You get Bzzet

I wish for no exams for everyone

 

[lenscas]

you get them after they lost a war with phyrexia and eldrazi

edit ninja
granted everyone gets a 0 and thus fails their exam

I wish for new phyrexia in its full glory

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You can have that plane, but no Planeswalkers or planar portals can ever reach it (or reach any other planes from it), it's isolated far enough away from any other planes that even with infinite time and flowstone you'll never be able to pull off anything like Yawgmoth did with Rath, and I will personally clean up any residual oil I find on other planes (or, more likely, get Colin to do it).

I wish that Urza had figured out that the drop of oil in Xantcha's heartstone would cause problems later and corrected for it before he finally switched Karn on.

 

[lenscas]

granted, but as Xantcha was a phyrexian by nature the removal of the oil kills her. This makes Urza hate phyrexia even more and as there is no one to stop Urza from slipping into madness..... long story short urza now never defeated phyrexia and all is now one.

I wish that the above has happened

 

[Someone Else 37]

I can only grant that in so far as Xantcha died before Urza had founded the Tolarian Academy, much less began constructing Karn. He had plenty of time to examine and cleanse the heartstone before giving it to Karn without interfering with anything else.

 

[lenscas]

the thing is why would Urza think about clearing her hearthstone? I must apologize that my knowledge of this time is very limited but was the fact that karn got the hearthstone not more or less an accident/last hope?

I wish for re-railment