A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[lenscas]

granted but you are the only one that get confused by it, to the point where you wish you never wished it.

I wish that I was just a bit more creative so that I could come up with better wishes.

 

[jordsta95]

Granted, but none of them can be granted

I wish I was

 

[bluchuv00]

Granted. You are blank and or an invisble word. Meaning

I wish my head wasn't hurting and this wish wouldn't result in me dying. Or going into a coma or something like that.

 

[lenscas]

granted but because of joy you jump and fell on your head resulting in an even worse headache

I wish for wishes that could wish wishes

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You get a meta-wish that can only be used to wish for normal wishes for use in this thread.

I wish for ;

 

[lenscas]

granted but typo so you got :

I wish for wishes that can only wish wishes that wish wishes.

 

[techno156]

The wishes don't work properly.

I wish my keyboard wasn't low on power

 

[lenscas]

granted it now lost its wireless capability so you don't have to worry about the power anymore, sadly the length of said cable is only 1 mm long and can't be extended for some weird reason

I wish I could have thought of a good reason why you couldn't extend it

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. It's too late to type it into your post now.

I wish for --

 

[lenscas]

you got //

I wish that in lua != was used instead of ~=

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. All other languages use ~=.

I wish for #
(Yay someone sees what I'm doing)

 

[lenscas]

you get #hastagAllTheThings

I wish that all programming languages used !=

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. They use ~ for the Boolean "not".

I wish for (comment

)

 

[lenscas]

you get )comment

(
I wish for the need of less type of string's (",' or [[ or whatever)

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. All languages follow the convention used by Java and Haskell (among others) and use "v" for strings and ' ' for individual characters.

I wish for /**
*
*/

 

[lenscas]

you get /****
* * *
**/

I wish for unified way of comments in code that is not what I just said

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You killed Javadoc. Congrats.

I wish for (*

*)

 

[jordsta95]

Granted. Reason why it sucks

I wish selfie was not a word

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Someone coins a different word for taking a picture of oneself, and it's even worse by your metric.

I wish for %{

%}

[Edited because I are derp]

 

[playerismc]

Granted, you get nothing out of it.

I wish for more music