A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[the_j485]

Granted, you get crushed by all the nothing.

I wish I could shape-shift.

 

[Technician]

You shapeshift only into revolting creatures, and only on a full moon.

 

[mathjazz]

Banned for no wish.

I wish that all of the FTB people and mod developers were independently wealthy, so that they wouldn't have life get in the way of making and playing FTB.

 

[goreae]

Granted. Because they have no hardships anymore whatsoever, they all because outrageous snobs, and because money tends to make people greedy, FTB and all FTB mod developers charge for their works. Good job destroying FTB, dude. Really great job. ( )

I wish that dartcraft was less OP.

 

[mathjazz]

Dartcraft is now the new Gregtech.

I wish that my new textbooks had come in the mail.

 

[goreae]

Granted. You now have no excuse not to do your homework.

I wish for some math-based jazz music.

 

[Droideka30]

I wish I could fly.

 

[Rhsolyn]

Granted, you have nothing yet everything. Your own little void! But you fall into it one day and turn into everything but nothing too. I hear its amazingly painful ;D

 

[matpower123]

Granted,but ________ happened and __________ after this.

I wish people stopped forgeting of the wishes.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Granted. But you are unable to grant the wishes because there's too many that remembered their wishes.

 

[Technician]

Your unspoken wish is not granted.

I wish to be able to run at super speeds.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, the extreme friction between you and the air causes you to spontaneously combust the moment you start running faster than normal.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Granted, but you never get a job.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[mathjazz]

You have more wishes. You did not wish that these wishes would be granted, so they are not. You just wish for more things.

I wish that I had a recording of the music from the cool video Droideka30 posted.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

You do, but then your volume switch breaks and you become permanently deaf.

I wish everyone had a slice of pie.

 

[mathjazz]

Diabetes.

I wish that I owned a good tuba.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

It's just one slice of pie, it's not going to cause diabetes in EVERYONE.

 

[mathjazz]

Corrupted wish. This pie is magical. It gives everyone diabetes.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

The tuba is magical and kills everyone on the planet.

I wish pineapple.

 

[Rhsolyn]

Granted, pineapple. All your apples now taste like pine. Have fun with that!

I wish I hadn't started a forget-to-wish streak by mistake.