A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Bellaabzug21]

Granted. This thread becomes boring as a result.

I wish the universe would implode upon itself destroying the thread in the process.

 

[mathjazz]

Granted. Sort of. It is kind of timey-wimey to try to undo forum posts in the past. But believe me, if you understood all of the wibbly-wobblyness of it, you would see that the wish was granted, and something bad happened because of it.

ninja'd

Granted. But only for you. That is, you blow up and your posts in this thread are erased. The sad thing is we all miss you, and there is nothing left for us to remember you by.

I wish that my sister liked to play FTB. Silly Vanillians.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Your sister annoys the shit out of you and you commit suicide.

I wish BEN was real.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but Ben drowned. O_O
(PLEASE tell me you know this thing!)
I wish everyone would get my references.

 

[Rhsolyn]

Granted, but I seem to have been excluded from the wish as I still have no clue ;D

I wish that mom actually stood for made of money, because I lack a bed because not enough $$'s :c

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but I seem to have been excluded from the wish as I still have no clue ;D

I wish that mom actually stood for made of money, because I lack a bed because not enough $$'s :c

Granted, but being money SHE DIES.

I wish for awesome super powers.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Granted. You become gay.

I wish everybody in all of existence was happy

Spoiler

So I can kill them when they least suspect.

 

[goreae]

I wish I could fly.

That's it. I'm making a laser bat mod.

 

[lukaszpoke]

Granted everything gets happy from smoking drugs 24/7 and everyone dies happy

I wish it was easier for mod makers to update mods from 1.4.7 to 1.5.2 "cough"RP2 & XYcraft"cough"

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Granted. They don't update to 1.6

I wish nothing bad would ever happen, and nobody would ever get bored, or hungry.

 

[goreae]

Granted. To keep everyone safe, the government takes everyone and encloses them each in a capsule. They are then put into an artificial coma and fed through a tube. They aren't bored because they are unconscious.

I wish I had an actual monocle.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

The monacle turns to molten gold and your face becomes fused to it for all eternity.

I wish I had a british accent.

 

[GPuzzle]

Granted - people think you're really british and start asking you about your british habits and stuff, which gets annoying after a while. You kill someone that was asking you about that and are sent to jail, where the soap acidentally slips from your hand.

I wish that Roguelike games were easier (and by easier I mean they shouldn't be Nintendo Hard, but still hard to tackle on).

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Silly GPuzzle, I kill anyone that asks questions about me. Therefore I get to kill more people and have a British accent! I see no downside.

Granted. You beat the game in ten minutes and get bored.

I wish I had a bomb.

 

[goreae]

Granted. You now have a Berated Ostrich with Mobile Buttocks.

I wish that ostriches were real.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Ostriches are real. Right?

I wish I had an Ostrich.

 

[goreae]

Now they are, because you just granted my wish!

I already granted your wish for a BOMB, and now you want another ostrich? geez.

 

[mathjazz]

But what is the downside of ostriches?

 

[Bellaabzug21]

But what is the downside of ostriches?

They suffocate themselves.

 

[Droideka30]

That's it. I'm making a laser bat mod.

YES. (Do you actually know how to mod? Because someone needs to make a laser bat mod.)