A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[xTordX]

Granted! Not as good as you thought it would be...

I wish i could do thaumaturgy IRL without flux or warp


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[dalekslayer96]

Granted! Not as good as you thought it would be...

I wish i could do thaumaturgy IRL without flux or warp


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No problem! But you balls it up and you make an Alumentu-BOOM!
I wish companies would be less about themselves and more about the customers.

 

[xTordX]

Alumentuboom?? XD best pun ever i gotta quote that


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[eliandarkbrood]

No problem! But you balls it up and you make an Alumentu-BOOM!
I wish companies would be less about themselves and more about the customers.

Granted. All companies go bankrupt and the economy collapses. I wish that explosions don't exist.

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[RJS]

Granted! All conventional engines fail, travel grinds to a halt, and the economy collapses because no-one can get to work.

I wish for the strength to be able to carry a cubic metre of pure gold

 

[pizzawolf14]

Granted! All conventional engines fail, travel grinds to a halt, and the economy collapses because no-one can get to work.

I wish for the strength to be able to carry a cubic metre of pure gold

Granted, but the only muscle that strong is your toungue.

I wish school lunch was good

 

[xTordX]

Granted! But now all the food in the world is at school.

I wish for potatoes.


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[dalekslayer96]

Granted! But now all the food in the world is at school.

I wish for potatoes.


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No problem. The potatoes like going Alumentu-BOOM too!
I wish Frozen never existed. And no, Disney going bankrupt isn't a bad thing for me. It's actually good.

 

[RJS]

Granted! Instead of children ceaselessly singing 'Let it go', you are surrounded by a swarm of pre-teen girls who sing through the entirety of Justin Bieber's back catalogue. Tunelessly. Loudly. And to make things worse, they operate in shifts so you never have a moment's peace. Forever.

I wish that we lived on the Discworld.

 

[dalekslayer96]

Granted! Instead of children ceaselessly singing 'Let it go', you are surrounded by a swarm of pre-teen girls who sing through the entirety of Justin Bieber's back catalogue. Tunelessly. Loudly. And to make things worse, they operate in shifts so you never have a moment's peace. Forever.

I wish that we lived on the Discworld.

Honestly, I don't hate Bieber as much as I hate Frozen. But that's still pretty bad.
I have no idea what Discworld is. I'm gonna guess it's a CD, so what happens is the disk you're on gets inserted into a DVD player, smashing you to pieces.
I wish petitions actually worked.

 

[RJS]

You've never read Terry Pratchett?! :O

Your wish is granted! The world goes bankrupt due to governments spending their entire budget on death stars and being forced to conscript slave labour to build them in time to satisfy the petition makers.

I wish that I had a castle for a house.

 

[dalekslayer96]

You've never read Terry Pratchett?! :O

Your wish is granted! The world goes bankrupt due to governments spending their entire budget on death stars and being forced to conscript slave labour to build them in time to satisfy the petition makers.

I wish that I had a castle for a house.

No, I haven't.
No problem! The castle includes ghosts, ghosts in mirrors, horrible "things", and a bedrock-deprived Reika.
I wish Minecraft would stop getting updated after 1.6.4.


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[xTordX]

Granted! You get bored of it.

I wish for a hill made of potatoes


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[eliandarkbrood]

Granted. A hill-worth of potatoes fall and land on top of you, crushing you.

I wish for the world to end. (Lets see how creative the next person can be...)
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[xTordX]

Granted! Everyone you knew dies. YOUR world ends.

I wish i could Morph


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[fergcraft]

Congratulations you can but only to single celled organism and you cant change back.


I wish I could be a fish.

 

[xTordX]

You are now a fish... On land... :/

I wish it will never rain again in minecraft


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[pizzawolf14]

The rain from every Minecraft instance ever is transferred to real life, causing mad flooding worldwide.

I wish I could stop getting distracted from my homework so I could watch prison break.

 

[dalekslayer96]

The rain from every Minecraft instance ever is transferred to real life, causing mad flooding worldwide.

I wish I could stop getting distracted from my homework so I could watch prison break.

No problem! But when you finally get around to watching Prison Break, it turns out to be pretty shitastic. Then your TV goes alumentu-BOOM.

 

[xTordX]

Stop the alumentu-booms!
That's my wish^


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