A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[the_j485]

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I wish people stopped making paradoxes!

 

[dalekslayer96]

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I wish people stopped making paradoxes!

Sure thing! But that statement made a paradox... and therefore due to the contradiction, created even more paradoxes.
I wish wishes would wish. Let's see how you interpret this.


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[the_j485]

Ah, but your wish wished for wishes to not wish, so wishes wish no more.

I wish I could have pizza now.

 

[RJS]

Your wish is granted, as a time travelling alien chef goes back in time to make the pizza so that it is instantly ready from your perspective. However, you can't afford the bill, and he kidnaps you and sells you into slavery in Ancient Egypt in order to pay the debt.

I wish Steves and Zombies could coexist peacefully.

 

[the_j485]

Granted. They do now, however creepers have different opinion on the matter.

I wish for potted plants, tupperware, pet rocks, pinewood veneers and fezzes.

 

[xTordX]

Granted!
All those from fall the sky straight on your head

I wish i was a wizzaaard


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[techno156]

The magic warps your mind, destroying it, and driving you insane.

I wish for a better set of headphones

 

[TheMechEngineer]

Granted, you may now hear the sweet sound of 700 times the quantity of bacteria in your ears.

I wish my internet were faster.

 

[xTordX]

Granted!
Sadly this makes your computer very vulnerable and your PC gets full of viruses, malwares and spywares


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[xTordX]

I wish the Mini Me's weren't so flipping annoying!


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[chbachman]

Granted. Now they are DEADLY.

I wish that thermal dynamics is released, with no bugs, tomorrow.

 

[xTordX]

Granted! It has a horrible virus :3

I wish i could teleport everywhere i want, and i couldn't teleport in walls, underwater, in fire, in outer space, underground, in mid-air or getting naked while teleporting.


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[pizzawolf14]

Granted, you can teleport everywhere you want, but if you ever think about a place, you get teleported there.

I wish the forums were more active when I was actually awake.

 

[xTordX]

Granted! You get ninja'd all over the place. (Where are you from?)

I wish i wouldn't misstype so much on mobile


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[pizzawolf14]

Good 'ol Atlanta. Forums come alive around 11 pm, and are especially dead around 5 pm and 10 am, which is when I can post normally.

Granted, your measly iPhone is replaced with a galaxy (#samsungmasterrace). I suppose I can give you a good wish

I wish Nevada didn't just hit a 2-run home run in the little league world series.

 

[techno156]

THey don't. They hit a 50-run home run and are disqualified.

I wish people and endermen had less of a grudge against each other

 

[ThaumaturgeCameron]

Wish granted! But you will soon see that all endermens died.

I wish that cows will be traded like gods.

 

[xTordX]

(Hehe... Thx god you misspelled that :3)
Granted! Cows are now traded instead of money.

I wish I was Marshall Lee (look it up if you're not an Adventure Time fan)


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[dalekslayer96]

(Hehe... Thx god you misspelled that :3)
Granted! Cows are now traded instead of money.

I wish I was Marshall Lee (look it up if you're not an Adventure Time fan)


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No problem! But you die, because everyone dies. Other than me!
I wish Wither Skeletons were friendly.

 

[xTordX]

That made no sense slayer...
Granted! The wither skellies are friendly but now wither bosses spawn frequently in the overworld.

I wish i didn't have such an enormous summer homework


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