A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[techno156]

The pizza is half a century old, and has not been stored properly.

I wish for Cybernetic canines.

 

[eliandarkbrood]

Assuming you meant cybernetic dogs... granted... you get some cybernetic teeth instead.

I wonder what someone will come up with for this one... i wish for a cure for cancer.
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[dalekslayer96]

Assuming you meant cybernetic dogs... granted... you get some cybernetic teeth instead.

I wonder what someone will come up with for this one... i wish for a cure for cancer.
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Sure, but the side effects include nausea, vomiting, fever and eventual death.

I wish for more Daleks to slay. (Keep in mind I can not be defeated by a Dalek.)

 

[pizzawolf14]

Granted, Daleks overrun the earth and kill all of your family and friends, leaving you as the only human left.

I wish I knew what you all looked like

 

[dalekslayer96]

Granted, Daleks overrun the earth and kill all of your family and friends, leaving you as the only human left.

ERRORS SPOTTED.
1. I have no family and friends.
2. I'm not human.

 

[pizzawolf14]

Well damn, the universe just blew up because you were to busy posting here to slay them daleks

 

[dalekslayer96]

Well damn, the universe just blew up because you were to busy posting here to slay them daleks

DAMMIT.

 

[pizzawolf14]

I wish I knew what you all looked like

I'm just going to leave this here as to not end the thread

 

[techno156]

The hundreds of thousands of selfies from FTB users online flood onto your computer, decimating your measly internet and network connection, all the while laughing at your HDD space, using it all in a single instant. Your are no longer able to start your computer within an hour.

I wish thermionic valves were re-implemented in electronics

 

[xTordX]

Wish granted! But they do the opposite they used to.

I wish I could morph in real-life

 

[pizzawolf14]

Wish granted! The constant reforming of your bones effectively makes them as strong as paper.

I wish for more wishes

 

[xTordX]

Wish granted! You multiply and then all your clones kill each other.

Phew, hard one!

Edit: forgot the wish!

I wish pigs could fly

 

[pizzawolf14]

All your wishes anybody made as a child and somebody said "when pigs fly" come true. The world turns to gold and we are all solidified as golden statues for an alien race to find and say "whhaaaaaatttt?"

I wish my dog would stop barking at the neighbors and actually learn to use the doggy door...

 

[xTordX]

Wish granted! The dog goes in all the houses with a doggy door and steaks valuable stuff.
You're arrested.

I wish it wouldn't be so fucking hot here!

 

[fergcraft]

Granted the temperature is now a negative temperature to what your currently at.

I wish for happiness and rainbows

 

[xTordX]

Wish granted!
The world fills with rainbows and your eyes hurt from so much light.

Really?! -37°C ?!?

I wish i'd have a real Sword of the Zephyr

 

[chbachman]

Granted, but it cost you your soul to get that. And what is your life without your soul?

I wish for the next post.

 

[dalekslayer96]

Granted, but it cost you your soul to get that. And what is your life without your soul?

I wish for the next post.

Granted, but this post hates you. And it is going to kill you.

I wish for less idiots on planet Earth.

 

[techno156]

Granted, but you are left without a job, and this is followed by mass unemployment.

I wish that zepplins were still around

 

[dalekslayer96]

Granted, but you are left without a job, and this is followed by mass unemployment.

I wish that zepplins were still around

Granted, but this causes massive numbers of casualties because zeppelins go boom quite easily.
Also, I'm Time Lord. I don't need a human job. So your statement is revoked.
I wish for people to keep in mind that I'm a Time Lord.