A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[xTordX]

Granted, but now everyone asks you do stuff and it's annoying.

I wish I'd be sun-resistent vampire, also immune to holly stuff

 

[RuneSphinx]

wish granted, you will now no longer have christmas.

I wish I didn't have to work

 

[xTordX]

What fors christmas have to do with... Oh yeah... Holly... :/
Wish granted. You don't have to work and now you're a hobo! Yay!

I wish it was christmas evry day ever

 

[pizzawolf14]

Christmas is every day and therefore not special. Also, everybody is broke from buying... I mean SANTA's elves are too tired to make presents.

I wish I wasn't sick

 

[RuneSphinx]

congratulations... you are now dead and no longer able to be sick!!!!

I wish i wasn't a poor hobo.

 

[xTordX]

I don't care about x-mas cause i'm a vampire!

Wish granted! You stay in rent and you work as a janitor... Good life you have there :3

I wish I also was a necromancer

 

[RuneSphinx]

congratuations you now have a limited time before some corney hero will come banish you!

I wish I lived in the minecraft world

 

[xTordX]

Granted!
But the world is hardcore and you die from hunger or skellies first night

I wish i didn't make the last wish...

 

[RuneSphinx]

ok, but you are now a eunuch since you would have wished for that instead

 

[xTordX]

Wat?
I wish my wishes would work the way i want them to

 

[dalekslayer96]

Wat?
I wish my wishes would work the way i want them to

Wish granted! But this causes a paradox and sucks the universe to oblivion.
I wish my TARDIS would stop fucking up.

 

[xTordX]

Granted! Paradox yadayada, weeping angels and stuff happens.
I wish I will have the 2014'th post on this game

 

[dalekslayer96]

Granted! Paradox yadayada, weeping angels and stuff happens.
I wish I will have the 2014'th post on this game

Wish granted! But then because this causes a satanic ritual, the devil pops out of the ground and drags your screaming self to hell.
I wish for paradoxes to stop existing.

 

[xTordX]

Yay my wish IS granted!

Granted! Paradoxes don't exist anymore but this causes all the parallel universes to colide

I wish thaumaturgy would be real

 

[techno156]

The flux, warp and taint follow suit.

I wish that Ethereal Blooms were real

 

[Roadcrosser]

I wish that Ethereal Blooms were real

And so, Techno, the master thaumaturge, discovered the substatnce called taint. And with it, the Ethereal Blooms.
Unfortunately you do not know how to make them and taint corrupts the world.

I wish for aliens to invade Earth and kill everyone.

 

[dalekslayer96]

Yeah, but everyone includes you...
I wish for people to come up with smarter wishes.


Sent from my iPhone 96Z using some top secret Dalekslayer Inc. technology.

 

[techno156]

Everyone wishes for smarter things... For example, a certain transdimensional time-travelling shapeshifting spaceship. They then break time.

I wish that Series 8 (of Doctor Who) came out sooner

 

[RJS]

Granted! It comes out in 5 days, but you die tomorrow and Heaven doesn't get TV reception or internet.

I wish that all religions could coexist peacefully.

 

[dalekslayer96]

Everyone wishes for smarter things... For example, a certain transdimensional time-travelling shapeshifting spaceship. They then break time.

I wish that Series 8 (of Doctor Who) came out sooner

Sure. But then the fandom complains and the entire show is shut down due to lack of people buying it on iTunes.
I wish David Tennant would come back onto Doctor Who.

EDIT:

Granted! It comes out in 5 days, but you die tomorrow and Heaven doesn't get TV reception or internet.

I wish that all religions could coexist peacefully.

I got ninja'd.