The Truly Terrible Jokes/Puns Thread

[sgbros1]

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[lenscas]

Please don't use Pyroblast on me for posting this

 

[Lethosos]

When you punch a clown, does it feel funny to you?

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[lenscas]

Hey @sharkan the mad I have something for you

 

[jordsta95]

How do you make an octopus laugh 10 times?

You give him ten tickles

 

[sgbros1]

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand hexadecimal,
And f the rest.

 

[jdog1408]

Same goes for binary

 

[lenscas]

new day, new joke and today its

 

[jordsta95]

new day, new joke and today its

I make the effort of removing code that supports IE, because FUCK YOU IE USERS!

 

[lenscas]

I make the effort of removing code that supports IE, because FUCK YOU IE USERS!

I wish that doing so wouldn't get my boss angry >_>

and another joke because we need more jokes

 

[sgbros1]

And so I dip my toes into the pool of lame puns...

 

[lenscas]

 

[jordsta95]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The bubonic plague

 

[lenscas]

Spoiler: joke to big

 

[jordsta95]

Spoiler: If you don't get it, you need to reevaluate your life

 

[sgbros1]

@jordsta95

 

[lenscas]

 

[jordsta95]

@jordsta95

You need to reevaluate your life!
The girl in the picture, Tomoko, is from: http://www.crunchyroll.com/watamote-no-matter-how-i-look-at-it-its-you-guys-fault-im-not-popular

 

[lenscas]

 

[sgbros1]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To necro some threads.