The Truly Terrible Jokes/Puns Thread

LivingAngryCheese

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All that computer talks reminds me that I need a byte to eat.
Plus the only thing I miss about Mac is Paintbrush and Text Editor... But I really miss them. Just nicely u universalized really. Note pad rejects something's.
iMovie. Because let's be honest, windows movie maker is a bit crap.



But still.. macs suck.
 
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lenscas

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What's blue and smells like red paint?
blue paint


What's brown and sticky?
a stick
I believe you already posted that somewhere, but who cares about that

because comparing OS's is fun and I have nothing better to do:
 

Type1Ninja

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I believe you already posted that somewhere, but who cares about that

because comparing OS's is fun and I have nothing better to do:
Huh. I feel like this is close, but not quite right... Mac should have fewer laser cannons, linux shouldn't be so shiny, and Windows shouldn't be so dirty/cute. It's weird... Still really funny, though. :D