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jumpfight5

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that's talent Chris Brown can appreciate! Nicki Minaj is trying to steal this rhyme, goes right with her style!
Shame for shame it comes to this
cause I can rock the mic with transcendental bliss.
The subject has drifted leaving others feelin' grifted
so can we shift the topic to a hit from a 'miss'?

Discourse to discord
when you withhold an accord
with your latest retort,
let's get back on topic before the moderators can stop it with a pull of a cord.

Read it and weep, Keliman's got it true,
If I dissected your rhyme, it would look bad too!
Just think about it this way, rap don't equal rhyme,
It's not required, it doesn't make you prime.
As the music stops and the crowd comes to a halt,
My words will continue, my glory will exalt!
And now you know why I'm the only rapper to ever-grace the halls of the F-T-B Rap battle thread made by, yours-truly.[DOUBLEPOST=1364506754][/DOUBLEPOST]
There's this thing about rap,
So listen once and think on your nap.
It's highly frowned upon to rhyme logic with logic,
But I see you were drowning in pressure so you dodge it.
you come saying "shove it up your skirt"
is that your idea of insult or verbal dirt?
I'm really taken aback by your gender diss,
But are you man enough like me to cosplay as a miss?
I was rather confused reading your 2 last lines and the intention of it,
Don't you think guys in dance class would be more fit?
Jealous of my sideways "Asian face"?
I thought we were higher than talking about race.

I never said anything bad about your race.
To quote: "When I say something nice, my sexuality you disgrace".
I'm not sure why you're looking at fit men dancing,
But your rhymes, they need some advancing.
 

Lambert2191

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I wrote this when I was like 11 in my English class:

There once was a girl from Rabat
Who had triplets Rat, Pat and Tat
It was fun in the breeding,
but hell in the feeding
when she found she had no tit for tat!
 

Chocorate

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You claim you left race alone,
But simple reading will tell you oh no.
"Choco rocked the scene with his sideways asian face",
The compliment is nice, but your comment has no base.
I don't know where you live for I'm not Liam Neeson,
but you really think McGill is an asian name? Nice one.
 

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There once was a rapper named jump,
Who made a thread to shake his rump.
While fun in the beginning,
At the end, no more grinning,
It feels like he hit a speed bump![DOUBLEPOST=1364507313][/DOUBLEPOST]
You claim you left race alone,
But simple reading will tell you oh no.
"Choco rocked the scene with his sideways asian face",
The compliment is nice, but your argument has no base.
I don't know where you live for I'm not Liam Neeson,
but you really think McGill is an asian name? Nice one.
It wasn't an argument, it was a compliment like you said,
How will I drill that into your sideways head?
Your dad could be Irish, your mom from Vietnam,
I'm not trying to fight! Chill! Be calm. :D
 
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Chocorate

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Your dad could be Irish, your mom from Vietnam,
I'm not trying to fight! Chill! Be calm. :D
Finally recovered from your little speed bump,
and unlike your other posts that wasn't a huge dump.
It'd take me too long to list my ethnicity,
I got relatives in places with no electricity.
Grandpa fought in 'Nam, my cousin's in "I-raq"
And I'm not some snotty kid with a Cadillac.
Now I'm not accusing you of racism no more,
Just saying I appreciate all my heritage, even the poor.
Now this is getting interesting, you told me to be calm
Last I checked you were excited, talking about Linda and being a peeping tom.
 

Lambert2191

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He best not be peeping on Linda and I
that's the kind of thing I'll never let fly
Our private time's private, now let us be
take my advice or get a drill bit to the knee.
 

jumpfight5

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Finally recovered from your little speed bump,
and unlike your other posts that wasn't a huge dump.
It'd take me too long to list my ethnicity,
I got relatives in places with no electricity.
Grandpa fought in 'Nam, my cousin's in "I-raq"
And I'm not some snotty kid with a Cadillac.
Now I'm not accusing you of racism no more,
Just saying I appreciate all my heritage, even the poor.
Now this is getting interesting, you told me to be calm
Last I checked you were excited, talking about Linda and being a peeping tom.

I'm just black.
No I'm not, I'm Jamaican and British,
Haiti, Brooklyn, and probably Irish,
Unless t'was my slave name, Mc's not so black,
But I truly do hate when my "brothas" say swaqq.
Now Linda and Lambert, what a touchy subject.
One word here rhymed real nice, but I'll stick to the respect.

He best not be peeping on Linda and I
that's the kind of thing I'll never let fly
Our private time's private, now let us be
take my advice or get a drill bit to the knee.
Up with the Yanks, I'm chilling for tonight,
Not feeling like handling a 10 hour flight.
 

Exedra

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He best not be peeping on Linda and I
that's the kind of thing I'll never let fly
Our private time's private, now let us be
take my advice or get a drill bit to the knee.
And there goes Lambert, snapping at jumpfight,
I really do appreciate his Irish might
Although saying Irish might is probably bad
As it'll likely make little Lambert mad.
 

Chocorate

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Yeah, I'm kind of done with rapping, considering my mom just got home and when I greeted her at the door I was talking in rhymes.
I think this is bad for my health. Really though, sometime we all gotta play FTB together. I wanna hear your voices xD
 

Exedra

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Yeah, I'm kind of done with rapping, considering my mom just got home and when I greeted her at the door I was talking in rhymes.
I think this is bad for my health. Really though, sometime we all gotta play FTB together. I wanna hear your voices xD
Slightly offtopic, but if you wanna hear my voice, either get on teamspeak and message me (Ill be in the wiki team section) or, a few members of the team are playing on a private server, and someone's making a lets play of it, so you'd be able I hear us there.
 
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jumpfight5

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Yeah, I hate the fact that I never get to play with any of you. It seems like it'd be so much fun.
And I started rapping in other threads, I've got to slow down with it. Though it could be useful in some instances...

*a wild rap battle appears!*
jumpfight5 used rap of win!
It's super effective!
 

Lambert2191

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what you don't understand is that it's all just a laugh
my jipes and insults are made on humour's behalf
take them seriously and you'll be the fool
I'm really not that bloody cruel! XD

edit: we're stopping too, we started talking to one another using rhymes unintentionally...
 

Whovian

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An exploding cob
Greg finds it overpowered
You now need more sun

Yes, PvZ reference. I, personally, like Greg, but I need to bash someone every so often.
 

jumpfight5

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At points in the thread I really was scared,
It felt like the anger went up--it flared!
I was contemplating asking if we were all good,
But I was afraid that I just misunderstood! :eek:
 

Exedra

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what you don't understand is that it's all just a laugh
my jipes and insults are made on humour's behalf
take them seriously and you'll be the fool
I'm really not bloody cruel! XD

edit: we're stopping too, we started talking to one another using rhymes unintentionally...
And there goes Lambert, with his wise Limmerick.
Trying to make himself not sound like a prick.
Although really, we all knew he was joking
Except for jumpfight, he was the only one choking.
 

Chocorate

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what you don't understand is that it's all just a laugh
my jipes and insults are made on humour's behalf
take them seriously and you'll be the fool
I'm really not that bloody cruel! XD

edit: we're stopping too, we started talking to one another using rhymes unintentionally...
Wait, are you in the same room? That's almost as bad as when I was texting my friend when he was sitting right next to me.

I think I- i mean WE did well in this thread. I need to preserve this thread to see in the future. Totally not bragging. I've never rapped in my life.
 
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Exedra

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Yeah, I hate the fact that I never get to play with any of you. It seems like it'd be so much fun.
And I started rapping in other threads, I've got to slow down with it. Though it could be useful in some instances...

*a wild rap battle appears!*
jumpfight5 used rap of win!
It's super effective!
If you play on some server Id be happy to come on sometimes and play minecraft with you.
 

jumpfight5

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And there goes Lambert, with his wise Limmerick.
Trying to make himself not sound like a prick.
Although really, we all knew he was joking
Except for jumpfight, he was the only one choking.
I was laughing on the inside--deeep inside,
On the outside, yes, I was fried.
Rapping all day, rapping all night,
But now I know that we were all right. :p[DOUBLEPOST=1364509606][/DOUBLEPOST]
If you play on some server Id be happy to come on sometimes and play minecraft with you.
Me and a friend are trying to start up a server,
Chocorate? Whovian? Lambert/Linda? Don't be observers!


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