The OFFICIAL Flame Battle Thread

[Lambert2191]

why're you high fiving? that rhyme sucked ass
perhaps you should wait longer after you come out of class
take it easy, use a bit more time
to make that shit look like a decent rhyme
I don't know how but this comes easy to me
maybe I'll go get a rap degree!
oh wait, I forgot, rap's just noise
I think I'd prefer to listen to choir boys
actually maybe not, that sounds pretty cheap
church ain't my thing, im no mindless sheep

 

[Chocorate]

Hey here he comes now, it's jump number two!
We'll beat you together like a Machop against a Mew.

Yo jump?

Yes jump?

Let's kick her rump!

Yea she'll be trumped!

Oh she'll be stumped!

*high-fives self*

Linda calls you out, you claim you're no sidekick
No Chocorate number 2, I already got the friends I pick.
You may point out I got no love letter from lambert in my sig:
Ain't nobody got time fo' dat, just dig dig dig.
I got a bunny in my profile pic-ture
You can even check it, just to make-sure.
There's no "Chocorate" name with a green background,
Just my darling little face makes the heads turn around.

 

[jumpfight5]

why're you high fiving? that rhyme sucked ass
perhaps you should wait longer after you come out of class
take it easy, use a bit more time
to make that shit look like a decent rhyme
I don't know how but this comes easy to me
maybe I'll go get a rap degree!
oh wait, I forgot, rap's just noise
I think I'd prefer to listen to choir boys
actually maybe not, that sounds pretty cheap
church ain't my thing, im no mindless sheep

So I looked at your rhyme for a half second,
And one thing I realized, one thing I reckon.
Your girlfriend calls, she says come quick!
I presume the only reason is to suck your ****.
I apologize for the vulgarity, whizz wouldn't likey,
He'd run away by now, he'd put on his nikes!
Your bunny's mad creepy, staring left and right,
But anyone around? For a real rap fight?

 

[jumpfight5]

Linda calls you out, you claim you're no sidekick
No Chocorate number 2, I already got the friends I pick.
You may point out I got no love letter from lambert in my sig:
Ain't nobody got time fo' dat, just dig dig dig.
I got a bunny in my profile pic-ture
You can even check it, just to make-sure.
There's no "Chocorate" name with a green background,
Just my darling little face makes the heads turn around.

I'm slightly confused, your heads to the side.
To see the whole thing, I truly have tried!
My av is old, a few years in fact,
So if it's dated, please don't overreact.
Rap ain't my life, it's a fun past-time,
Keeping the beat, making a fast rhyme,
I feel internet rapping's not nearly the same,
Looking up words? Now that's not a game.
I like to let the rap take me wherever it feels,
It feels like these words are a-ttached to wheels!
First you get to talk about your av-a-tar,
Then I get to say how my rap makes me a tra-va-lar!
But before this verse ends, I'll have to say this,
Rap ain't all swag, it's composed of pure wits.

 

[Lambert2191]

most of your rhymes have been mediocre at best
nothing really to give my "rap skills" a test
but that like there, 'bout why she called me
has me in stitches, fuck'n hell that's funny!
I'll back out of this, rap ain't my forte
got better things to do... hey Linda... let's get naughty?

 

[jumpfight5]

I think I got beat, that last line just won,
I can tell by the face, Linda's definitely turned-on.
I'll have to say congratulations, Lambert ol' pal,
You've won yourself a mighty fine gal.
When the wedding begins,
Make sure we're all tuned in?
I can see a creeper wedding being a bucket full of win.

 

[Chocorate]

I'm slightly confused, your heads to the side.
To see the whole thing, I truly have tried!
My av is old, a few years in fact,
So if it's dated, please don't overreact.
Rap ain't my life, it's a fun past-time,
Keeping the beat, making a fast rhyme,
I feel internet rapping's not nearly the same,
Looking up words? Now that's not a game.
I like to let the rap take me wherever it feels,
It feels like these words are a-ttached to wheels!
First you get to talk about your av-a-tar,
Then I get to say how my rap makes me a tra-va-lar!
But before this verse ends, I'll have to say this,
Rap ain't all swag, it's composed of pure wits.

You don't understand why my head's to the side?
I know you're staring with eyes open wide.
I couldn't control how the camera was angled,
take my hands off the gun and the picture'd get mangled.
I'm sure you'd love to see my whole face,
Wait sorry kid, you're not my taste.
That word you mentioned, you call it swag?
Used to mean free stuff, not ***.
Don't trip and think I got somethin' against gays,
I'm just like you and we dance all day.
Now you talk about Linda n' Whizz behind their backs,
my friends in dance class all have nice ****s.
What happened to a rap about Gregtech,
trying to ignore that pain in your neck?
Lambert comes over here and drops the music bomb,
you accuse him of using rhythm.com

 

[Linda]

So I looked at your rhyme for a half second,
And one thing I realized, one thing I reckon.
Your girlfriend calls, she says come quick!
I presume the only reason is to suck your ****.
I apologize for the vulgarity, whizz wouldn't likey,
He'd run away by now, he'd put on his nikes!
Your bunny's mad creepy, staring left and right,
But anyone around? For a real rap fight?

I thought I'd make a joke about my post to like ratio,
but then I got busy performing fellatio :O

(sorry haha)

 

[Chocorate]

I thought I'd make a joke about my post to like ratio,
but then I got busy performing fellatio :O

(sorry haha)

I can see this thread getting soon shut down,
I'm laughing so hard the thought don't make me frown.

 

[jumpfight5]

You don't understand why my head's to the side?
I know you're staring with eyes open wide.
I couldn't control how the camera was angled,
take my hands off the gun and the picture'd get mangled.
I'm sure you'd love to see my whole face,
Wait sorry kid, you're not my taste.
That word you mentioned, you call it swag?
Used to mean free stuff, not ***.
Don't trip and think I got somethin' against gays,
I'm just like you and we dance all day.
Now you talk about Linda n' Whizz behind their backs,
my friends in dance class all have nice ****s.
What happened to a rap about Gregtech,
trying to ignore that pain in your neck?
Lambert comes over here and drops the music bomb,
you accuse him of using rhythm.com

What gun? I see one hand!
By someone else, that camera was manned.
Don't worry, I'm not interested, it's purely platonic,
In fact, how you said that, it's quite ironic!
And swag is a word that I don't use nicely,
Not for rap describes it precisely!
How do I tag Whizz? Linda saw the post,
But I made sure to quote you so you could hear this roast!
I'm not very sure what was your second cen-sor-ship,
In many other cases you'd be as smart as a whip!
Why do they say that phrase? A whip smarts!
Please don't say you got hit in your...private parts.

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I thought I'd make a joke about my post to like ratio,
but then I got busy performing fellatio :O

(sorry haha)

I wish I knew what was fell-a-tio,
I guess my lack of vocab really... hates-to-show.

 

[Lambert2191]

quite aside, this isn't rap... why do you keep namedropping whizz? He's not once commented in this thread yet you've mentioned him 3 times now that I've seen... boycrush maybe?

and this:
"I wish I knew what was fell-a-tio,
I guess my lack of vocab really... hates-to-show."
makes no sense at all..

 

[Chocorate]

I wish I knew what was fell-a-tio,
I guess my lack of vocab really... hates-to-show.

You don't have to tell us, we already know
I see your last post and i think "hayl no!".
Then you ask me what by "rack" I meant,
To your reputation that's a real dent.
So far we have 2 strikes then I'm afraid your score's down south
You confuse 50's with punk, Haiku with rap, and fantasize about what's in Linda's mouth.
You see it's not real fly
to make jokes when they're not sly.
Joke is an overstatement, your humour's real dry.

 

[jumpfight5]

Chocorate mentioned him, and he said I didn't tag him when I namedropped him. So I asked how to tag him, in rap, of course.

And show rhymes with tio, if I pronounce the word "Fell-ay-shi-oh". Which, seeing as I've never heard of it, is a pretty good use of spelling. I mean, radio would work, but I don't think it'd fit. IT'S HARD

 

[Lambert2191]

Chocorate mentioned him, and he said I didn't tag him when I namedropped him. So I asked how to tag him, in rap, of course.

And show rhymes with tio, if I pronounce the word "Fell-ay-shi-oh". Which, seeing as I've never heard of it, is a pretty good use of spelling. I mean, radio would work, but I don't think it'd fit. IT'S HARD

"I think my lack of vocab is beggining to show"
you're welcome.

 

[Chocorate]

I mean, radio would work, but I don't think it'd fit. IT'S HARD

You can never stop thinking about what can or can't fit,
Nobody in this thread really gives a ****.

 

[jumpfight5]

You don't have to tell us, we already know
I see your last post and i think "hayl no!".
Then you ask me what by "rack" I meant,
To your reputation that's a real dent.
So far we have 2 strikes then I'm afraid your score's down south
You confuse 50's with punk, Haiku with rap, and fantasize about what's in Linda's mouth.
You see it's not real fly
to make jokes when they're not sly.
Joke is an overstatement, your humour's real dry.

Sometimes I think, your raps really hurt!
But then I just say, shove it up your skirt!
Rack ain't a bad word, I'm not sure of your logic,
Oh wait, there is no logic!
What's a dance class have to do with anything here,
Are you drunk on your false wins, or just drunk on some beer?
Punk, rock, metal, they're all the same,
These screaming banshees somehow net themselves fame.
Haiku with rap? ApSciMorgs did that!
I even combined the best of each, you couldn't, you're flat.
Like the other guys in your dance class?
Please don't tell me you think he has a big ***.
*gulps*

 

[Kelmian]

Shame for shame it comes to this
cause I can rock the mic with transcendental bliss.
The subject has drifted leaving others feelin' grifted
so can we shift the topic to a hit from a 'miss'?

Discourse to discord
when you withhold an accord
with your latest retort,
let's get back on topic before the moderators can stop it with a pull of a cord.

 

[Lambert2191]

Rack ain't a bad word, I'm not sure of your logic,
Oh wait, there is no logic!

that's talent Chris Brown can appreciate! Nicki Minaj is trying to steal this rhyme, goes right with her style!

 

[jumpfight5]

Lambert, Linda, and Choc vs me?
Even dissing my non rhymes, you're all so flee.
I don't know one odd word, I get attacked for that?
At me you all still need to get at.
I've tried to be nice, I've tried to be fair,
Said Lambert was lucky, nice job I declare.
Choco rocked the scene with his sideways asian face,
When I say something nice, my sexuality you disgrace.
Yes I'm a guy, I'm not attracted to you,
Especially now that your raps sound like repeated doo doo.
I try to make em different, creativity is fun!
But this 3 vs 1 thing? It's got me on the run.

 

[Chocorate]

Sometimes I think, your raps really hurt!
But then I just say, shove it up your skirt!
Rack ain't a bad word, I'm not sure of your logic,
Oh wait, there is no logic!
What's a dance class have to do with anything here,
Are you drunk on your false wins, or just drunk on some beer?
Punk, rock, metal, they're all the same,
These screaming banshees somehow net themselves fame.
Haiku with rap? ApSciMorgs did that!
I even combined the best of each, you couldn't, you're flat.
Like the other guys in your dance class?
Please don't tell me you think he has a big ***.
*gulps*

There's this thing about rap,
So listen once and think on your nap.
It's highly frowned upon to rhyme logic with logic,
But I see you were drowning in pressure so you dodge it.
you come saying "shove it up your skirt"
is that your idea of insult or verbal dirt?
I'm really taken aback by your gender diss,
But are you man enough like me to cosplay as a miss?
I was rather confused reading your 2 last lines and the intention of it,
Don't you think guys in dance class would be more fit?
Jealous of my sideways "Asian face"?
I thought we were higher than talking about race.