The OFFICIAL Flame Battle Thread

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jumpfight5

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Now, as you may know, Gregtech is a dramatically polarizing mod in FTB. Some like it, and some don't. We all know that he's changing other people's mods, and nerfing your bronze, and giving you awesome machines to play with, and making the grind unbearable. Every single flame war has been the same. No matter which side you're on, you can't help but agree with this statement.
Same thing with all the other flame wars in these forums. Now if I could actually think of anything besides the arguments that surface with EE2 and PowerConverters, I'd put it in this area. But Gregtech is big, and it's probably the biggest one.
So why not condense it all into one thread? If someone is starting to flame, just toss 'em a link here. I don't want this thread locked, so try not to start with the personal attacks?

Oh yeah, one more thing I should mention: The rules.
This entire thread is going to be posted in the form of a Rap Battle. Yep. If I want to read boring flame wars, there's enough content to last me years. Now, if I want to read internet nerd-rapping, I can't! Now we can.
Make it sound like a nice rap from before rap music went way downhill (circa 2009), and we'll all be fine.
Quote the guy you're rapping to so it'll be less confusing.

Here's an example:
Now Gregtech ain't my favorite mod,​
It certainly is very flawed.​
This mod's old news it's got to go,​
Unfortunately, there's one "although".​
IC2 is really, really bland,​
Just like a 80's punk rock band.​
Gregtech adds some finess,​
So to Gregarious? God bless.​
Another one for the rapically untalanted:
When I see the name EE2,​
All my mind can think is P-U!​
All items can be gotten quick,​
For those who think they're balanced, you're thick!​
Get invincible armor in a matter of hours,​
Just make a couple Power Flowers!​
*drops mic*​
It's just another way to get your arguments up, and since it's internet rapping, no quick thinking necessary! Videos for you to learn, rhyme dictionaries, it's not really hard. I hope to see some good arguments made for both sides of any war, of course, with rapping. Bonus points for sound clips :D!
 

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Alternatively, you could all stare at this thread and think of how many crazy people you know would do something like this. (The first option was to have fun without the extreme seriousness that normal flame wars ensue).
 

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IC2 is really, really bland,​
Just like a 50's punk rock band.​
Gregtech adds some finess,​
So to Gregarious? God bless.​
Another one for the rapically untalanted:
When I see the name EE2,​
All my mind can think is P-U!​
All items can be gotten quick,​
For those who think they're balanced, you're thick!​
Get invincible armor in a matter of hours,​
Just make a couple Power Flowers!​
*drops mic*​
Yeah, this is a good idea. Better than just the topic at hand which is already in the other threads, we also have a side of EE2 brought back from the dead.

And punk was 80's, not 50's.
 

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I used to complain 'bout equivalent exchange,
With it's infinite resources and so many items to change
turning pearls into diamonds, sounds nice, doesn't it?
but in the end it was something I just couldn't permit.

Removed it from my server, and yeah people complained
"Y u remove EE3, now I'm sure to be slain!
Not enough diamonds to make myself a suit
Can't go in that dungeon and get the loot."

I told them "Hey, think about how it's not really fair,
and besides there's not a reason to really despair.
Pull out your coal and a compressor with some power to go,
you'll be putting out diamonds like a direwolf pro.

Then greg came along, made everything tough,
macerators take diamonds, but that's not enough.
Solar panels do nothing, cost iridium,
and what the hell is this stuff with wolfram?!

I couldn't just get rid of it, I liked some of the things,
so I spent a week grinding, made an industrial building.
Now I've got all this stuff, and it's really not bad,
with all that effort I now appreciate what I had.

Went through hell, got my stuff, muscled through midgame,
now nobody screws with me and my server-wide fame.
I've done a lot to get here and I want to say,
thanks greg for making this game a bitch to play.
 

jumpfight5

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I used to complain 'bout equivalent exchange,
With it's infinite resources and so many items to change
turning pearls into diamonds, sounds nice, doesn't it?
but in the end it was something I just couldn't permit.

Removed it from my server, and yeah people complained
"Y u remove EE3, now I'm sure to be slain!
Not enough diamonds to make myself a suit
Can't go in that dungeon and get the loot."

I told them "Hey, think about how it's not really fair,
and besides there's not a reason to really despair.
Pull out your coal and a compressor with some power to go,
you'll be putting out diamonds like a direwolf pro.

Then greg came along, made everything tough,
macerators take diamonds, but that's not enough.
Solar panels do nothing, cost iridium,
and what the hell is this stuff with wolfram?!

I couldn't just get rid of it, I liked some of the things,
so I spent a week grinding, made an industrial building.
Now I've got all this stuff, and it's really not bad,
with all that effort I now appreciate what I had.

Went through hell, got my stuff, muscled through midgame,
now nobody screws with me and my server-wide fame.
I've done a lot to get here and I want to say,
thanks greg for making this game a bitch to play.

Somehow I'll have to agree with you,
The opness was apparent with EE2,
Oh, you want a-nother Egg of EnderDragon?
Well sure you can just jump on the bandwagon.
Xeno's Reliquary's got that fixed,
Get 8 diamond blocks and your balance is mixed.
Almost everything's renewable in FTB
In mods from CC to BC3.
The Condenser in EE2 wasn't bad,
Everyone had Powerflowers like they were a dying fad.
These were too op, I'd have to agree,
But that's the end of this rap from jump: the MC.

Yeah, this is a good idea. Better than just the topic at hand which is already in the other threads, we also have a side of EE2 brought back from the dead.

And punk was 80's, not 50's.

*Slow clap* Amazing.

Now if you want to post in this thread,
A rap will be the only thing I will want to have read.
Just try to make a line, or 4 or 5,
Because I want this thread to stay alive!
 

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Look. If you had one shot,
one opportunity
to balance everything you ever wanted,
in one mod
would you install it?
Or just play easy mode?

=========

I actually wrote like 3 verses of a GT-themed parody of Lose Yourself, and then realized I didn't even know wtf I was saying.
 

Chocorate

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Every day we spend a couple hours
Talking about which mod's overpowered.
Now, we couldn't handle creativity and so came EE3,
Those internet elites decided fun was OP.
Let's all use Gregtech, difficulty artificial.
Make a rap thread and brand it official.
Looked through all the mods, none we know
are better than the ones by our buddy X3n0.
Love that beauty that is Magicbane,
I'm sure in a new pack that'll go down the drain.
This fine piece of code, Rel-iquar-y?
Just another mod in the ob-itu-ar-y.
The dude who made this thread must have been drunk,
it brings me great dread to hear 50's rock confused with Punk.
Just promise you won't start saying things 'bout Funk.
Look at M.C. Gill here, Chocorate McGill just had quite a thrill
Talking about all these mods these days just run-of-the-mill.
 

ApSciLiara

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GregTech is quite good.
The grind gets unbearable.
But I get cool stuff.

EE2 was great.
I played with it quite a bit.
Painful to set up.

Rewards are worth it.
Certainly helps building things.
Tough grind? Condenser!

You may ask yourself.
"What's this girl up to? Not rap!"
This is called haiku.

Japan's poetry.
Generally about nature.
But GregTech works too!

First, you must have five.
Then you may have seven next.
Then, it's back to five.

Better than rap? Yep!
I sure as hell like it more.
... What the hell happened?
 

jumpfight5

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Look. If you had one shot,
one opportunity
to balance everything you ever wanted,
in one mod
would you install it?
Or just play easy mode?

=========

I actually wrote like 3 verses of a GT-themed parody of Lose Yourself, and then realized I didn't even know wtf I was saying.

Now this may not be a rhyme, but it's a rap all the same,
Looks like Slidingmike gave you one point of fame!
IMHO
I'd have to say no,
Mixed mod Minecraft is the way to go!
Every day we spend a couple hours
Talking about which mod's overpowered.
Now, we couldn't handle creativity and so came EE3,
Those internet elites decided fun was OP.
Let's all use Gregtech, difficulty artificial.
Make a rap thread and brand it official.
Looked through all the mods, none we know
are better than the ones by our buddy X3n0.
Love that beauty that is Magicbane,
I'm sure in a new pack that'll go down the drain.
This fine piece of code, Rel-iquar-y?
Just another mod in the ob-itu-ar-y.
The dude who made this thread must have been drunk,
it brings me great dread to hear 50's rock confused with Punk.
Just promise you won't start saying things 'bout Funk.
Look at M.C. Gill here, Chocorate McGill just had quite a thrill
Talking about all these mods these days just run-of-the-mill.
X-E-N-O's ...Reliquary.
Plus bees and an...apiary.
All this stuff can...be real scary,
When combined with EE3, it gets hairy.
Now the nerfing noobs may want to remove it,
Because they think these mods don't fit.
But in my eyes they fit quite nice,
as with bees (and crops!) you roll the dice.
Random-ness, en-tro-py,
Put it in your mind, you'll need ther-a-py.
Now punk and rock are just the same,
Neither of them are rap, so down the drain!
In fact, we could use your Magic-Bane!
In the end we know I'm right,
Go home chocolate-boy, go fly your kite.
Word! *crosses arms*
 

Jerome Asich

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Look. If you had one shot,
one opportunity
to balance everything you ever wanted,
in one mod
would you install it?
Or just play easy mode?

=========

I actually wrote like 3 verses of a GT-themed parody of Lose Yourself, and then realized I didn't even know wtf I was saying.
Although that didn't really rhyme,
I guess I'll try to reply
With a well thought out rant
That still looks sly.

Everything balanced, well that's tough to do
especially when you think about the real issues.
People tried and they thought, this is balanced enough,
mindcrack, voltz, direwolf and gregarious.

The problem here is, the line gets blurry,
when one person's joy is another's worry.
Some want EE3 and all the "easy" stuff,
while people like me want the game a bit more rough.

I guess if you're in SSP and you're all alone,
all that matters is your opinion, not the stuff others condone.
But then you go multiplayer, and there's a never ending war.
"Gregtech is evil, and his sister's a whore!"

So I guess if I got the opportunity
I'd look to you guys and want to see,
what most of you wanted and what I could fix,
that would keep you all happy and free of cynics.
 
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GregTech is quite good.
The grind gets unbearable.
But I get cool stuff.

EE2 was great.
I played with it quite a bit.
Painful to set up.

Rewards are worth it.
Certainly helps building things.
Tough grind? Condenser!

You may ask yourself.
"What's this girl up to? Not rap!"
This is called haiku.

Japan's poetry.
Generally about nature.
But GregTech works too!

First, you must have five.
Then you may have seven next.
Then, it's back to five.

Better than rap? Yep!
I sure as hell like it more.
... What the hell happened?

Haikus? You use this?!
I haven't wrote any of these since the grade of 6th!
I guess I'll try it this time,
But to finish this rhyme, I'll start it next line.

Your haikus are good.
I like to eat dinosaurs
Math calculator.[DOUBLEPOST=1364427118][/DOUBLEPOST]
Although that didn't really rhyme,
I guess I'll try to reply
With a well thought out rant
That still looks sly.

Everything balanced, well that's tough to do
especially when you think about the real issues.
People tried and they thought, this is balanced enough,
mindcrack, voltz, direwolf and gregarious.

The problem here is, the line gets blurry,
when one person's joy is another's worry.
Some want EE3 and all the "easy" stuff,
while people like me want the game a bit more rough.

I guess if you're in SSP and you're all alone,
all that matters is your opinion, not the stuff others condone.
But then you go multiplayer, and there's a never ending war.
"Gregtech is evil, and his sister's a whore!"

So I guess if I got the opportunity
I'd look to you guys and want to see,
what most of you wanted and what I could fix,
that would keep you all happy and free of cynics.

Now, I'd like to criticize your rapping,
But out my mouth is up-cracking!
Your rhymes are flawless,
Your words: top score,
I just keep wanting to hear more!
 
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Now punk and rock are just the same,
Neither of them are rap, so down the drain!
In fact, we could use your Magic-Bane!
In the end we know I'm right,
Go home chocolate-boy, go fly your kite.
Word! *crosses arms*

I can see you're not familiar with musical media,
Better take a look at good ol' Wikipedia.
Think Punk should disappear down the drain?
Listen to Bad Religion's "Against the Grain".
I'm not "chocolate boy", never used that kind of AXE.
The locker room kids who do smell like ***.
Don't even own a kite, not up with the birds;
Let's stay in this thread rappin' like nerds.
 

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So I guess if I got the opportunity
I'd look to you guys and want to see,
what most of you wanted and what I could fix,
that would keep you all happy and free of cynics.
That IS his method.
Community want something?
Greg makes it a Thing!

At least, I heard that.
Not sure if it's true or not.
It's nice to think, though.

Your haikus are good.
I like to eat dinosaurs
Math calculator.
Your haikus are bad.
You need practice, grasshopper.
I'll teach you the ways.

You big plebians.
Rap is rather mainstream, guys.
Be cool like hipsters.

If you can't, that's fine.
You're excused, and may rap more.
But please, show some taste!
 

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I'm not even going try.
I just want to say hi,
To jumpfight, always there,
To spice things up, lift up my hair.
EE2 is good for things
Like Feed the Beast, Insanity!
Gregtech is for those who hate
The easy mods, but take the bait,
and experience evil nerfs and things
but get the wonder that Gregorius brings!
(Oops, I didn't mean to do any rhyming,
I really need to work on my timing.)
EDIT: UGH! I did it again!
I'm leaving, not like real men.
EDIT 2: I give up.
 
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I can see you're not familiar with musical media,
Better take a look at good ol' Wikipedia.
Think Punk should disappear down the drain?
Listen to Bad Religion's "Against the Grain".
I'm not "chocolate boy", never used that kind of AXE.
The locker room kids who do smell like ***.
Don't even own a kite, not up with the birds;
Let's stay in this thread rappin' like nerds.

What's wrong with kites? They're really cool!
Seen a Prism Quantum? Make you wanna drool!
These kites have lines of two or four,
Make axels or loops galore.
Now you may like your Bad Religion,
But Punk's not the kind of life I'm living.
What I like is Kurtis Blow, Grandmaster Flash,
To Listen to punk I'd have to be paid cash.[DOUBLEPOST=1364427820][/DOUBLEPOST]
Your haikus are bad.
You need practice, grasshopper.
I'll teach you the ways.

You big plebians.
Rap is rather mainstream, guys.
Be cool like hipsters.

If you can't, that's fine.
You're excused, and may rap more.
But please, show some taste!

Not one can be done?
Raps AND haikus can be fun
This is why I'm One.

You may be second.
But that's not enough to win.
Teach you? I beckon.

1 and 3 must rhyme
The second has the good stuff
Always practice all the time.
 

ApSciLiara

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Not one can be done?
Raps AND haikus can be fun
This is why I'm One.

You may be second.
But that's not enough to win.
Teach you? I beckon.

1 and 3 must rhyme
The second has the good stuff
Always practice all the time.
I really hate rhyme.
It's quite a pain in the ass.
Maybe just this time.

No, rhyme is quite bad.
Doesn't work right in my head.
Not much fun was had.
 
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That IS his method.
Community want something?
Greg makes it a Thing!

At least, I heard that.
Not sure if it's true or not.
It's nice to think, though.


Your haikus are bad.
You need practice, grasshopper.
I'll teach you the ways.

You big plebians.
Rap is rather mainstream, guys.
Be cool like hipsters.

If you can't, that's fine.
You're excused, and may rap more.
But please, show some taste!

Not a fan of haikus or things that don't rhyme
can't put music to it and keep the time.
So I'll keep rhyming like this, to each their own,
but I've got to say, you're about to get pwned.

Greg hears about something the community needs,
so he goes to his computer and types with speed.
Makes something similar to what we desire,
but it's not worth it to get for all the things it requires.

Hipsters aint cool, try too hard to be different,
wearing scarves and hiding out in their parent's basement.
We've got taste, just not yours, no reason to hate
so let us rhyme, maybe join, I can wait.
 

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My Little Turtle, My Little Turtle
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...

(My Little Turtle)
I used to wonder what mining could be
(My Little Turtle)
Until you all shared your pickaxes with me

Massive quarries

Tons of ores

A beautiful gem

Compact and strong

Sharing pastebins

It's an easy feat
And 10 million fuel makes it all complete

You have my little turtles
Do you know you're all my very best scripts?