The rapping in this thread is near demonic,
It seems to me a bit ironic:
You come in this thread throwing your haikus at me,
That's the only thing that's really OP.
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The rapping in this thread is near demonic,
It seems to me a bit ironic:
You come in this thread throwing your haikus at me,
That's the only thing that's really OP.
Linda and I we're a secular team
her and whizz? HA! In your dream
my rap got more likes than yours, does that mean I win?
I dont even like rap, but I make your head spin
This thread should die
the only reason I reply
you insult my girl you deserve to die.
When did this GT-rap,
develop into using personal attacks,
or did you just fill in that gap,
to fix your damn syntax?
Jump's clearly getting desperate,
finding random things to say,
He must think he is a prophet,
as there's (yet) nothing but hearsay
Poor thing is only jealous,
he'd want Lambert to be a chick,
so he could get his groove on,
and not only be his forum sidekick!
I'll post a whole damn song sometime later if anyone wants one.
Well Well Well Droogies and Stooges,
undoubtedly the rule of rap has been followed loosely.
Let's throw down the gloves-get ya sweating profusely:
*begins a beatboxing loop*
bahm, ticketta bahm bahm, bahm ticketta bahm bamh...
No disrespect for the Gregtech but it makes it harder than Chaney's Arteries
and the race to the end-game is a dickery charged to insane degrees.
Flavor added overcomes the tedium and alternate recipes
that multiplies the sum of fun; a tiny paradox, big conundrum.
So let us step back and walkabout Double-E3,
a heart attack and distant from trouble free.
At-a-minimum-minium-shards-should-drop-few-and-far-apart-so-nubs-can't-espouse
"See the sea of riches entrenched around me?"
The best gift one can get is that both are under development,
one not even complete-the other in constant revision.
No need to be replete of division and content with resentment...
all Mods given time can achieve perfect fission.
*end beatboxing loop*
eh. not perfect but thar ya go.
My boy Vasouv?
He's soundin' real smooth.
Thinks his skills fail in engl-eesh?
You're doin' just fine bro, capische?
A mod in development:
Unwieldy as an elephant.
Wait for the authors to finish their ****,
so the OP-sayers don't diminish it.
I get you're real cool, an internet paladin
Now that you complain when fun is add in.
1 ender pearl for 4 iron mats?
Even my buddies in space agree with that.
Something rustle your jimmies with your meta-game, mon cher?
There's a nifty edit modpack in your laun-cher.
M.C. Gill here, Chocorate McGill,
When jumpfight wakes up this'll be quite a thrill.
He's soundin' real smooth.
Thinks his skills fail in engl-eesh?
You're doin' just fine bro, capische?
A mod in development:
Unwieldy as an elephant.
Wait for the authors to finish their ****,
so the OP-sayers don't diminish it.
I get you're real cool, an internet paladin
Now that you complain when fun is add in.
1 ender pearl for 4 iron mats?
Even my buddies in space agree with that.
Something rustle your jimmies with your meta-game, mon cher?
There's a nifty edit modpack in your laun-cher.
M.C. Gill here, Chocorate McGill,
When jumpfight wakes up this'll be quite a thrill.
I ain't native english speaker
Not a rapper either
But i'll try my best
At kicking your chest
My thoughts on GregTech?
Makes my brain hurt, heck
Have always hated the derpy sheep
Better blame ol' Greg the creep
*leaves the stage*
Not a rapper either
But i'll try my best
At kicking your chest
My thoughts on GregTech?
Makes my brain hurt, heck
Have always hated the derpy sheep
Better blame ol' Greg the creep
*leaves the stage*
Oi, you jumpfight!
You stole my thread idea!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I ... was saying stuff sarcastically!
I don't hate you!
I don't even know if you
got this idea from me!
This doesn't even rhyme!
I'm apparently terrible at rapping!
Just as well, as I have no interest whatsoever in rap!
Though what I do like
Is a good haiku sometime
Even when I get the numbers wrong on the last line.
You stole my thread idea!
I hate you!
I hate you!
I ... was saying stuff sarcastically!
I don't hate you!
I don't even know if you
got this idea from me!
This doesn't even rhyme!
I'm apparently terrible at rapping!
Just as well, as I have no interest whatsoever in rap!
Though what I do like
Is a good haiku sometime
Even when I get the numbers wrong on the last line.
This guy Whovian, he's pretty wild.
Removed it from his signature, got a crush on FlowerChild.
Leaving again using his TARDIS,
Can never predict him, he's the smartest.
Let's hope this thread doesn't get a visit from Saice,
he uses thermopiles with lava and ice.
He and the Shoops will take over your base and boat dock,
build their mothership down at bedrock.
Lambert? Yeah he's pretty great.
Much better than I at getting a date.
This I-rish creeper's got explosive ingenuity,
the stuff I -risk just to make a quar-ry.
Exedra the wiki staff:
the extra bees and all that math.
Waiting for his RP2 iron chest serenade,
It'll blow this thread like X3n0's Holy Hand Grenades.
I'd really like to see in this thread Guswut
My alerts say he's replied, I just have to Guess What.
Always has something profound to say,
Handing noobs helpful links all day.
Removed it from his signature, got a crush on FlowerChild.
Leaving again using his TARDIS,
Can never predict him, he's the smartest.
Let's hope this thread doesn't get a visit from Saice,
he uses thermopiles with lava and ice.
He and the Shoops will take over your base and boat dock,
build their mothership down at bedrock.
Lambert? Yeah he's pretty great.
Much better than I at getting a date.
This I-rish creeper's got explosive ingenuity,
the stuff I -risk just to make a quar-ry.
Exedra the wiki staff:
the extra bees and all that math.
Waiting for his RP2 iron chest serenade,
It'll blow this thread like X3n0's Holy Hand Grenades.
I'd really like to see in this thread Guswut
My alerts say he's replied, I just have to Guess What.
Always has something profound to say,
Handing noobs helpful links all day.
So as I wake up I'm greeted to this
Yeah, I read the old pages, I like to reminisce.
But M.C. Gill, Whovian, Linda & Lambert of the Irish,
All them raps here looking quite garish!
We got Vasouv... new member Keilman,
Morgs over here acting like she play pokemAn!
Yea I woke up, I came back from school,
These are good raps? It's like an April Fool!
The raps here are bout as good as the mod "Obsidian Tools",
But after getting taught I guess I'll have to teach yous!
Yeah, I read the old pages, I like to reminisce.
But M.C. Gill, Whovian, Linda & Lambert of the Irish,
All them raps here looking quite garish!
We got Vasouv... new member Keilman,
Morgs over here acting like she play pokemAn!
Yea I woke up, I came back from school,
These are good raps? It's like an April Fool!
The raps here are bout as good as the mod "Obsidian Tools",
But after getting taught I guess I'll have to teach yous!
So it seems we have some competition, this Jumpfight5
Just got out of bed and turned off his night light.
I can agree with you there, with obsidian tools;
About as lame as a blow-up swimming pool.
Those kinds of tool mods are nothing but a coding test,
Not even close to the ones FTB knows best.
Played retro today with my friend; team Alchemist
Crazy mods like those will sorely be missed.
Sure I can turn some ores into dust
smelt em through, like every mod must.
I guess E, E, backwards-E
Is almost good enough a mod for me.
I can only hope it's a success with Pahimar:
Let's not mope, forum goers is all we are.
Just got out of bed and turned off his night light.
I can agree with you there, with obsidian tools;
About as lame as a blow-up swimming pool.
Those kinds of tool mods are nothing but a coding test,
Not even close to the ones FTB knows best.
Played retro today with my friend; team Alchemist
Crazy mods like those will sorely be missed.
Sure I can turn some ores into dust
smelt em through, like every mod must.
I guess E, E, backwards-E
Is almost good enough a mod for me.
I can only hope it's a success with Pahimar:
Let's not mope, forum goers is all we are.
oh please wise master, teach us your trade
please do it quick my attention might fade
Linda's not Irish and neither am I
if you attempt to rhyme don't get your facts awry
I've told you multiple times my nationality
you're a broken record "Irish! Irish! Paddy!"
At the end of the day I'm hardly to blame
that your rhymes aren't just bad they're really quite lame
you say ours are garish, bitch look at yours
you claim to love rap but you're shit at rap wars
you dont have the style, the personality, the taste
your choice of music is severely misplaced
now look at me, I hate rap, its shit
so I'll say one more thing before I split
The likes of Queen, Led Zep, The Who and Floyd
they live forever, rap will be destroyed.
When did this GT-rap,
develop into using personal attacks,
or did you just fill in that gap,
to fix your damn syntax?
Jump's clearly getting desperate,
finding random things to say,
He must think he is a prophet,
as there's (yet) nothing but hearsay
Poor thing is only jealous,
he'd want Lambert to be a chick,
so he could get his groove on,
and not only be his forum sidekick!
It's a flame battle thread!
Don't worry your little head,
We bash and we insult,
No need to be a-dults!
When Lambert attacks a funky type of tune,
I think "I'll have to get him back! Revenge will come soon."
And Guswut is the one that makes the ladies swoon.
My forum side-kick, that's me of course!
Never thought that was anything I'd have to enforce.
Hey here he comes now, it's jump number two!
We'll beat you together like a Machop against a Mew.
Yo jump?
Yes jump?
Let's kick her rump!
Yea she'll be trumped!
Oh she'll be stumped!
*high-fives self*[DOUBLEPOST=1364502481][/DOUBLEPOST]
You said you liked me!
I thought that was true!
Why you gonna make me
Feel so blue?
You creeper love-birds
Using some mean words
Let's check your history,
Isn't this a mystery?
You've got rhyme.com
But ya girl holds up pom-poms.
You may be a apprentice,
Realize this moment's momentous!
I'm rapping back at your disrespect,
Yet you still got wrecked!