Roses are red
Grinding is boring
This rap doesnt rhyme...
who gives a shit?
Grinding is boring
This rap doesnt rhyme...
who gives a shit?
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It needs time young padowan,
start with rhyming, grace like a swan!
Of course you'll be able to Up-Grade,
But your poetic sense needs a band-aid.
If you can't rhyme like the rest, just stay calm,
and head on over to rhymer.com
Now just like turtles you copied this script,
In some lava, you need to be dipped!
If you've got some raps we'd be obliged to hear,
But until then, disappear!
what accent does one need to have to so brutally murder the pronunciation of "calm" to rhyme with "com"
Oh Irish creeper, who are you?
This rap, it frankly smells like poo.
Get some cues from your peers,
And afterward, we'll share some Irish beers.
thats more of an encantation than a rap tbh
An irish accent is what you need,
does Linda need to bring you up to speed?
You're pretty funny,
In your sig you got a bunny,
But until you rap, cry home to your mummy.
bitch please that was my first attempt
I look down at you with much contempt
don't try to best me it's not wise to try
my wrath so bad it'll make your mom cry
you know rap is shit why wont you agree?
talkin fast is a fools game tis easy to see
but hell I can do anythin I set my mind to
like rappin like a "homie" make you look like a foo'[DOUBLEPOST=1364428766][/DOUBLEPOST]irish accents're for the irish
of that i am not
english born and bred mate
blood red and hot
dont treat me like a paddy
my sig may be green
but im the most patriotic motherfucker
that youve ever seen!
You're true green Irish we'll all bet,
It's a conspiracy theory, like skynet!
On my hook of rapping, you did bite,
But what I failed to mention was whizz and ya girl last night!
I'm sorry bout the terrible news,
I'm all but certain you have the blues!
To express your feelings grab a sax-o-phone,
No one wants your rap, this monotone drone.
I'm done with this thread.
I'll rest my head,
I'm going to bed
After I take my meds.
Bye everyone, gonna go catch some Zeds.
I'll rest my head,
I'm going to bed
After I take my meds.
Bye everyone, gonna go catch some Zeds.
Wasn't actually going to sleep,
My love for this thread was just too deep.
M.C. Gill got tired of teaching punk to little boys,
All the responses sounded like white noise.
This thread! It's the funkiest of them all,
Normal-speak threads are just a drawl.
But if you'd like to refine your rap,
Go through the posts of this thread--recap!
There's no better way,
Than to debate by rapping.
This much is quite true!
It livens things up.
Much more enjoyable, then!
Less humdrum, more fun.
EDIT: Oh dear me.
It seems I've broken the form.
But I've fixed it now!
Than to debate by rapping.
This much is quite true!
It livens things up.
Much more enjoyable, then!
Less humdrum, more fun.
EDIT: Oh dear me.
It seems I've broken the form.
But I've fixed it now!
Politics,
An apocalypse,
Debating by rapping is much more fun!
The control of guns,
How much political parties may be overdone,
If everyone just always rapped,
On our world by aliens we won't be crapped!
An apocalypse,
Debating by rapping is much more fun!
The control of guns,
How much political parties may be overdone,
If everyone just always rapped,
On our world by aliens we won't be crapped!