"The Machine"
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The machine spits a black hole at you because you inserted a coin.
I insert a coin the size of Pluto (the planet) into the machine.
Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
The machine politely reminds you that Pluto is no longer a planet. Not sure why- its probably something to do with that indestructible chest. Either way I blame Dr Bright Direwolf.
I insert a cup of liquid explodium to see what happens.
I insert a cup of liquid explodium to see what happens.
Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
You get 3 ok wands and death is knocking on the door of the room trying to get his sickle back.
I insert another machine into the machine!
Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
There are now two machines. They form a trade union and go on strike every 3 weeks for no particular reason.
I insert 7 Bitcoin.
I insert 7 Bitcoin.
The machine asks, "What's a bitcoin?"
I try to explain, saying that it's a currency that only exists on the Internet and is very difficult, if not impossible, for anyone to trace. Some people use it to buy and sell things on the shadier parts of the Internet; others just buy and sell bitcoins in an attempt to squeeze some money out of the currency's volatility (which, oddly, just makes it more volatile).
I try to explain, saying that it's a currency that only exists on the Internet and is very difficult, if not impossible, for anyone to trace. Some people use it to buy and sell things on the shadier parts of the Internet; others just buy and sell bitcoins in an attempt to squeeze some money out of the currency's volatility (which, oddly, just makes it more volatile).
Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
The machine sends signals to the amplifier at three times the normal voltage, causing some of its components to burn up in puffs of blue smoke.
I write a note chastising the machine and stuff it into the coin slot.
I write a note chastising the machine and stuff it into the coin slot.
The Chosen One roasts one of your coins from inside the machine, before you even manage to put it in the slot.
I summon the Dark Lord, instruct him to deal with the Chosen One, and stuff him into the machine.
I summon the Dark Lord, instruct him to deal with the Chosen One, and stuff him into the machine.
The Chosen One eats the chocolate coin before using his and the Dark Lord's combined powers to create a black hole.
I say "Meh, it's not like we haven'y stuffed like five other black holes in there over the years," and insert a coin.
I say "Meh, it's not like we haven'y stuffed like five other black holes in there over the years," and insert a coin.