"The Machine"

[Someone Else 37]

The machine sells you the Star Wars DVD.

I remark that this machine seems to be friendlier than the last one and insert a coin.

 

[RealKC]

The machine attacks you with a sledgehammer.


I run away

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine chases after you.

I step back and watch.

 

[RealKC]

The machine starts watching you and you start watching it even more.


I watch the machine from 2016

 

[eeffoc]

The machine doesn't care.

I try to sneak up on the machine since there is no one here

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[RealKC]

The machine is confused and asks: "What chest?"

I say: "I am your father machine, may the force be with you!"

 

[gold49]

The machine says, "Your not my real dad!" and runs away.

I poke the machine with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole.