"The Machine"

[RealKC]

The machine doesn't accept the coin because it isn't Genuine


I insert a black hole eating a neutron star

 

[Someone Else 37]

The black hole consumes the neutron star in short order and starts whizzing around all the other black holes we stuffed in there. The machine is unscathed.

I tape a coin to the business end of a sledgehammer and smash it into the general vicinity of the machine's coinslot.

 

[eeffoc]

It's not like we have tried things like that before, the machine moves back so that you hit the ground instead.

I set of some alchemite (from Thaumic Horizons) near the machine.

 

[RealKC]

The machine moves the alchemite somewhere else

I give the machine some android parts

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine assembles them into a laser cannon and fires it at you.

I use a drone to put a coin into the coinslot from a safe distance.

 

[RealKC]

The machine reprogammes the dron to kill you, and the drone doesn't fail.

I become one with the machine

 

[Celestialphoenix]

Fair enough.

Inserts coin into @RealKC

 

[RealKC]

For some reason I can't stop laughing when I read your post.
I stop being one with the machine.

I insert a Genuine coin in the machine

 

[eeffoc]

You get some genuine sugar... Yep, that's totally sugar.

Run away.

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[RealKC]

The machine follows you and stalks you

 

[Someone Else 37]

As you did not give the machine a coin, it sneaks up behind you, pulls your wallet out of your pocket, and eats it.

I give the machine a coin.

 

[RealKC]

The machine accepts it.

I install Ubuntu on the machine

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine agrees to let you use it as a desktop computer as long as you give it coins every now and then.

I install Windows on the machine.

 

[RealKC]

The machine freaks out because it can no longer boot into Ubuntu.

I install Linux Mint on the machine

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The machine crashes because you forgot to uninstall windows.

I install Norton Antivirus on the machine.
(the equivalent of having a distracted teenage girl monitoring the security cameras)

 

[RealKC]

The machine gets so many viruses that you can't open it.


I delete everything that existed on the machine.
P.S.: there would be on reason for the machine to crash if I install Linux Mint on it after installing Windows, that's actually the recommended way of installing other OSs in multi-boot

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine, now that its software has been deleted, can no longer resist the gravity of all the black holes stuffed inside it, and collapses under its own weight.

I quickly get another machine and stuff the black holes into it.

 

[RealKC]

The new machine is very black and full of holes.

I put a woman go to a date with the machine and give the machine 100$

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine buys a nice dinner and a couple tickets to the new Star Wars movie.

I insert a blank writable DVD.

 

[RealKC]

The machine writes the whole Stat Wars movie to the DVD


I buy that DVD from the machine