"The Machine"

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The black hole consumes the neutron star in short order and starts whizzing around all the other black holes we stuffed in there. The machine is unscathed.

I tape a coin to the business end of a sledgehammer and smash it into the general vicinity of the machine's coinslot.
 

eeffoc

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It's not like we have tried things like that before, the machine moves back so that you hit the ground instead.

I set of some alchemite (from Thaumic Horizons) near the machine.
 

Someone Else 37

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The machine assembles them into a laser cannon and fires it at you.

I use a drone to put a coin into the coinslot from a safe distance.
 

RealKC

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For some reason I can't stop laughing when I read your post.
I stop being one with the machine.

I insert a Genuine coin in the machine
 

eeffoc

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You get some genuine sugar... Yep, that's totally sugar.

Run away.

Sent from my phoney using tapatalk2.
 

Someone Else 37

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As you did not give the machine a coin, it sneaks up behind you, pulls your wallet out of your pocket, and eats it.

I give the machine a coin.
 

Someone Else 37

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The machine agrees to let you use it as a desktop computer as long as you give it coins every now and then.

I install Windows on the machine.
 

RealKC

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The machine gets so many viruses that you can't open it.


I delete everything that existed on the machine.
P.S.: there would be on reason for the machine to crash if I install Linux Mint on it after installing Windows, that's actually the recommended way of installing other OSs in multi-boot
 

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The machine, now that its software has been deleted, can no longer resist the gravity of all the black holes stuffed inside it, and collapses under its own weight.

I quickly get another machine and stuff the black holes into it.
 

Someone Else 37

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The machine buys a nice dinner and a couple tickets to the new Star Wars movie.

I insert a blank writable DVD.