"The Machine"

[xTordX]

You get a grammar correction.

*Life gets created that lives in that galaxy and after that it doesn't take "long" before life destroys the galaxy and itself*

*Insert one of my normal thoughts*

*inserts a tater*

 

[sgbros1]

@pc_assassin comes out

*insert a chide because you put him inside*

 

[xTordX]

That's a new word...
Apologies come out.

*inserts the definition of chide*

 

[sgbros1]

*Google voice output thing comes out*

*insert another chide because of big picture*

 

[eeffoc]

you get chided, because no one else is around.

*insert a muffin (for men)*

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine wonders what in the world you just stuffed into it.

*inserts two chunks of weapons-grade uranium, each individually just below critical mass*

 

[darthwesix]

a black hole is formed

I insert myself with my black hole proof armor

 

[gold49]

The machine throws you into the worm hole formed by the black hole, you are now in a universe inhabited entirely by kittens.

*inserts picture of darthwesix and the kittens*

 

[Someone Else 37]

Your armor may protect you from the black holes we stuffed in there a while back, but not from the nuclear bomb I just set up. The machine explodes with you inside.

I quickly rig up a new machine to contain said black holes.

Edit because ninja: The machine itself collapses into the black hole.

I quickly rig up a new machine to contain said black hole.

 

[gold49]

I insert a coin in the new blackhole-containing machine

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine consumes the coin and emits some Hawking radiation.

I haul in a more typical vending machine and place it in front of the black hole machine.

 

[darthwesix]

I pop out the machine with this

I insert the cat

 

[gold49]

The machine says you are a horrible person and launches you into the wormhole again, but this time you land in a universe occupied by venemous snakes.

I try to buy a soda from the typical vending machine.

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine spits out a can of something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

I write up a complaint to the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation and stuff it into the machine.

 

[eeffoc]

It is send back with an explanation why Earth has to be destroyed to make room for a hypergalactic bypass.

I insert the King in yellow.

 

[eeffoc]

Damnit, this happens everytime i mention H. P. Lovecraft. He ignores the machine and insert me.

I claw my way out, og så begynder jeg at tale dansk.

 

[eeffoc]

And damnit... again... I use my super necrotic powers to necro the machine.

 

[Someone Else 37]

You didn't insert a coin. The machine looks at you hungrily.

I throw a coin at it while keeping myself at a safe distance.

 

[eeffoc]

You missed, do you want your coin back?

I tumble away from it and roll a coin at it.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Your coin rolls underneath the machine.

I walk up to the machine and insert a couple of coins in the normal fashion.